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"Let's just ask."

2015-10-24 21:29:16

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"Sure, Madison. You can ask them yourself."

2015-10-24 21:30:47

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"What do you think I am, suicidal?"

2015-10-24 21:31:01

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"No. Please don't. I don't want to hear Ivory screaming again."

2015-10-24 21:31:29

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"Neither do I. I also don't want to be frozen solid."

2015-10-24 21:31:53

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"There's that too."

2015-10-24 21:32:07

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"See, /you/ already knew, so it wasn't gossip. I don't know why she was so mad to--" He shuddered as he sensed....was that an angel and devil? No, not quite. This felt different.

The door opened and a petite person with tiny wings, short, choppy, anime-ish brown hair streaked with green, and a baggy green half-sleeved sweater entered, head bowed over a chunky handheld game that periodically made a beeping sound.

2015-10-24 21:37:00

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"Only because she left a trail of frost in the house- Oh, Hello God."

A woman followed in behind the person. Much taller, and paid more attention to her surroundings. With grace, she twirled into the shop. Her ink black hair covered most of her face, leaving only her nose and mouth exposed. Her sleeveless dress covered a good portion of her body, stopping only once it hit the floor.

"And Satan."

2015-10-24 21:43:51

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Madison's jaw dropped. They looked up and smiled sleepily, rubbing their bright green eyes. "Hello Lance. Hi, Madison."

2015-10-24 21:48:39

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"It's been a while, what brings you-"

"Damn right it's been a while." She reached over and pulled the game out of God's hands, her stiletto nails blocking the screen as she yanked it away. "Give me that."

2015-10-24 21:52:10

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They slowly gave her a look of death, hands not moving from the position they'd been holding the game. "/Return it or I'll smite you/."

2015-10-24 21:53:50

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"Smite me from where? I'm already in Hell. What could you possibly do?"

2015-10-24 21:54:34

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They scowled and a new game appeared in their hands. They didn't play it right now, though, instead turning their attention towards the two in front of them. "To answer your question, it's because of all that's going on with the astral plane." "God. No, you've got to be kidding me. God doesn't exist." They chuckled. "I think I do. You can just call me Sarandiel, God sounds a bit formal and it might turn some unwanted heads in public."

2015-10-24 22:00:27

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"No, God is just dead and I killed them." Satan turned their head to Madison and gave them a large grin, teeth exposed.

"Oh really? And what do you two plan to do?"

2015-10-24 22:03:04

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Madison shuddered. "I'm just going to ignore that. We'll figure out why it happened so it doesn't again, then fix it. Or I will, at least. ...she'll probably try and make it worse."

2015-10-24 22:05:53

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"/Excuse you./" She snapped. "You're the one who let their employees name someone after a mother fucking sweater!"

2015-10-24 22:07:02

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"Sweater material, not a sweater. There was no letting, they did it without my permission, but with 8 billion people on the planet, they're bound to run out of decent names at /some/ point."

2015-10-24 22:08:27

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" Seven point three billion." She corrected.

2015-10-24 22:09:24

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"Exactly. I hate you. Moving on. I bet you know something about who's experienced the changes with the astral plane, right Lance?"

2015-10-24 22:11:08

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"Love you too!" She hummed.

"Mhmm. Though she might not want to talk to you at the moment."

2015-10-24 22:11:46

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"Oh. Yes, maybe not. Or ever. But we still need to talk, despite that. ...Maybe with Seculus, too. He spends a lot of time there." Madison watched the short...'fight' with a disturbed expression, and looked at Lance. "You already knew them then."

2015-10-24 22:15:57

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"I'm over a thousand years old, of course I do."

Ivory opened the door to the shop and stepped inside, her hand entwined with Seculus's. She was giggling, but her smile faded the second she saw the two beings before her. "What are /they/ doing here?!" She hissed.

2015-10-24 22:18:01

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"And they do this all the time?" Seculus blinked in surprise at Ivory's sudden mood change, then looked at the source of it and frowned in confusion. "Who are they?" "Ohhh, he's even sweeter in person! Hello, Seculus, I'm God, but you can call me Sarandiel." He blanched.

2015-10-24 22:21:05

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"Uhh, Sorta of?"

"AWWWW! He's cute!" Satan immediately rushed over and tightly hugged Seculus, her long tail finding a way to wrap itself around his body as well.

Ivory furrowed her eyebrows. "/Take your damn hands off him, Satan./"

2015-10-24 22:24:10

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He was shaking and trying to squirm his way out of her grip. Sarandiel stepped towards them and carefully pulled Satan back. Then they hugged him themselves.

2015-10-24 22:27:30