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I frowned at his expression and glanced over at Calypso to see if she found this as disturbing as I did. I followed her gaze and...turned red, dropping the tie and stepping away from him. What the blooming hell is wrong with this blighter??!!

2015-06-25 10:14:52

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When Seculus let go, Alastor immediately gasped for breath. "Aw baby, don't leave me hanging." He panted before picking up the tie.

I, on the other hand, had no idea what to expect. I was too fucking shocked from this sight I didn't even know what to do or say. What the /fuck/

2015-06-25 10:17:00

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He was genuinely worse than Calypso and Lucifer combined. This being said, I went and hid behind her, wanting as many obstacles between myself and him as possible. "No, God, you find yourself another 'baby', preferably on another continent."

2015-06-25 10:20:03

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He tutted a few times. "Such a tease. What about you Calypso. You up for-"

My cheeks reddened. "No."

2015-06-25 10:22:08

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"Never. Just. Stay away from everyone in this city. And country. Go run with your own kind in an asylum or something, form a weirdo pack."

2015-06-25 10:24:33

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"Now that would require me to leave poor-precious-Hunter, and I'm not leaving someone who is so close to tipping over the edge." His grin returned.

2015-06-25 19:08:50

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"I'm really quite sure that's your fault and he wouldn't mind. At all."

2015-06-26 07:30:07

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"IT IS AND IT LOVE IT!" He chuckled. "IT IS THE BEST THING! Right Callie?"

"Mhmmm." I smiled.

2015-06-26 07:31:28

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And here they were allying again. She'd sure recovered from her reaction quickly. I sighed and moved out from behind Calypso. "Well, I suppose that is your purpose..."

2015-06-26 07:35:39

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"Wonderful. Now say about you and I take a walk together, hmmm? Devil to devil!" He reached over and smacked her ass.

Immediately she turned red again once his hand made contact. "FUCK YOU! DO NOT TOUCH!"

2015-06-26 07:40:56

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I jumped a little at her sudden shouting. That was new. The odd little smack seemed like something she'd at least ignore, even play along with, but spontaneous swearing? Did she hate it /that/ much? ...hmm.

2015-06-26 07:43:35

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He frowned. "Awe, don't be like that. Louhkie-"

"LOUHKIE ISN'T FUCKING ALLOWED TO DO THAT EITHER!"

2015-06-26 07:45:31

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Oh really. Now /that/ was interesting. It must be her one off-limits thing. I crossed my arms. I'm very definitely keeping that in mind.

2015-06-26 07:47:12

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I turned and looked him dead in the eye. "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THIS TOO"

2015-06-26 07:48:49

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I stared her back, a little smirk forming on my face. "I'd rather not."

2015-06-26 07:53:19

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I narrowed my eyes at him. "/You wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you I swear to God./"

2015-06-26 07:54:13

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"What, are you upset that I'm actually amused for once instead of horribly depressed at my own worthlessness, and that it's at your expense?" The smirk widened, and before she could throw a punch I stepped backwards and launched myself into the air.

2015-06-26 07:58:20

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Before I could punch, he ascended again. "I fucking /hate/ you." I growled. "So much."

2015-06-26 08:00:05

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The feeling is mutual. It didn't look like she was going to attempt a pursuit, especially with the other devil around to occupy her, so I flew away to try and regain that much-anticipated alone time.

2015-06-26 08:10:39

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I felt a hand on my shoulder. "Awe, come on sweetie. We don't need him."

I pushed him away. "Fuck you, you fucked up." And chased after him after taking my other shoe off. I'll aim better this time.

2015-06-26 08:13:15

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Dammit, she was. I sped up, maybe I could lose her.

2015-06-26 08:15:13

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I ran faster, throwing my other shoes at him as I ran.

2015-06-26 08:16:05

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I glanced back to see how much distance I'd gained and received a shoe to the forehead. OW SHIT. I wobbled in the air, hands to my head, and began unintentionally descending. Was I bleeding? Ow, ow.

2015-06-26 08:18:03

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HAHA! I got him. I started moving towards where he would crash.

2015-06-26 08:19:06

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This was going to hurt. This was going to hurt so much. I folded my wings so they wouldn't break and covered my head with my arms, that would muffle the impact at least a little. I hit, bounced, and rolled across the ground, my momentum carrying me further into a short skid. DAMMIT I THINK I LOST A LAYER OF SKIN.

2015-06-26 08:21:50