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"What about Seculus? And Ren? And Zane?"

2016-03-26 02:04:25

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"Fight them off." Zane stared at me. "....do you really want to try and fight me for her?"

2016-03-26 02:05:01

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"You'd lose, trust me."

2016-03-26 02:06:22

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"I may not be as tall....or a vampire, but I do have all the same experience he does."

2016-03-26 05:39:47

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"Doesn't matter when he can't die."

2016-03-26 06:19:52

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"Vampires can die, it just takes a little more effort. Not that I'd try. Incapacitation works fine."

2016-03-26 06:23:32

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"Please don't kill Zane, Ivory would cry and kill us all."

2016-03-26 06:28:58

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"I don't want to anyways." "...if you make her cry, I will-" "I don't /want/ to."

2016-03-26 06:29:52

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"Good, that's what I thought." He took a drink.

2016-03-26 06:31:00

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"Besides, I already knew what you were talking about. Jackson said so." "/Dammit/. He got there first? Really?" "....he told me several months ago? Over Skype." "......"

2016-03-26 06:33:56

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"Yeah, everyone knows. Ivory is literally the biggest virgin in existence. She hasn't done /anything/."

2016-03-26 06:35:09

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"...so everyone knew except me." "Yes." "Isn't how that always works? Nobody could tolerate you until a few months back, why would they tell you shit?" "......."

2016-03-26 06:36:07

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"Not just that, it's pretty obvious. She literally has had no sexual experience. The most she's even done is find out she was pansexual by looking at lesbian porn."

2016-03-26 06:39:46

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"....hey Zane, she was also engaged to Lance for tax deductions." "I knew that." "DAMMIT!" "Well, not the tax deductions part." "....yesss."

2016-03-26 06:42:18

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"I still got down on one knee and asked her properly. She still even has the ring."

2016-03-26 06:45:57

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"I should do that sometime." "Madison-" "/Joking/." Probably.

2016-03-26 06:47:47

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"The ring was worth over five thousand dollars, good luck."

2016-03-26 06:50:49

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"...well you're rich. I'll save up."

2016-03-26 06:51:17

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"Doesn't matter, a rings a ring. Still worth more than you'll make in 6 months."

2016-03-26 06:53:07

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"Not if I become a model." Cale snorted beer out his nose and his laugh turned into a couch.

2016-03-26 06:54:18

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"For which place?"

2016-03-26 06:55:54

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"Every place." "............./how/ much?" Zane asked quietly.

2016-03-26 06:57:08

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"Five thousand eight hundred ninety-six dollars and twenty-six cents."

2016-03-26 06:58:13

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"....I think I am going to go sit down now." Zane returned to the kitchen and I could hear his head thudding against the refrigerator.

2016-03-26 06:59:04

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"I'm sure she'd let you see it if you asked her!" Lance called before giggling.

2016-03-26 07:02:00