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"...think I'd actually manage to come across her?"

2016-03-26 01:29:59

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"Mhmm. It's possible."

2016-03-26 01:32:41

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"....I don't know. I guess I'll see." I sighed. Cale reached for my nose again. I stuck him in the trachea with my middle finger.

2016-03-26 01:34:37

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Lance now turned to Cale. "You deserved that."

2016-03-26 01:36:41

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"You did." "Gahk--fuck you both."

2016-03-26 01:37:53

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"I'm straight." He took a drink.

2016-03-26 01:38:47

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"And I'm fruity as colored chalk." "So you're gay." "Have /you/ tasted chalk?" "....Madison? What are you doing here?" Ah, just the man I wanted to see. "Hey, Zane. Did you know-" "Oh no, not this again, please. I hoped you had already learned your lesson about spreading rumors."

2016-03-26 01:40:54

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"No, no. I want to hear this one." Lance smirked. "Continue."

2016-03-26 01:43:03

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Zane sighed. "Not a rumor. Nobody ever asked Ivory out before you. Or said she was pretty. Or wanted to fuck her." "........why are....you telling me this, exactly?"

2016-03-26 01:44:42

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Lance said nothing, only smiling as he drank.

2016-03-26 01:45:47

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"And you never did either, so I was the first. And Seth. But he doesn't count. So you're late to the party-" "....you make sexual comments to her?" Wait. Shit. Cale burst out laughing.

2016-03-26 01:48:57

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"Did she actually realize you were doing it though?"

2016-03-26 01:51:12

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"Sometimes."

2016-03-26 01:52:01

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"...I'll take it."

2016-03-26 01:52:56

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"I'm training her. Slowly but surely."

2016-03-26 01:53:19

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"Now /that/ one is a lie."

2016-03-26 01:55:22

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"Not. I'm making her immune." "....please stop doing that if it is making her uncomfortable." "It won't soon enough."

2016-03-26 01:55:52

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"You do realize I've known her since she was 15 and advances have not been her strong suit?"

2016-03-26 01:57:02

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"That's because nobody made them. I'm fixing that."

2016-03-26 01:57:31

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"Because she's so young, she's the youngest person we know."

2016-03-26 01:58:25

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"That too. Also fixing that." "What....?"

2016-03-26 01:58:59

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"She's a vampire, little late for that one."

2016-03-26 02:00:01

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"I'll make her older if I want to. Time is mine to command." "....no, I do not think it works that way...."

2016-03-26 02:00:49

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"It doesn't. Besides, what if someone else beats you to it?"

2016-03-26 02:02:26

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"Impossible, I'll make sure to be around her every second of the day."

2016-03-26 02:03:29