Cherubplay

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"He does not fuck the baby!"

2016-03-25 06:23:56

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"But you said he did!"

2016-03-25 06:25:08

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"I meant he tries to date her!"

2016-03-25 06:25:45

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"That's even weirder?? She can't even talk!"

2016-03-25 06:26:05

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"When she's old enough she does."

2016-03-25 06:26:42

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"Does the last movie take place over twenty years or something?"

2016-03-25 06:27:03

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"No. The baby is half vampire so it ages quickly."

2016-03-25 06:30:05

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"But mentally it'd still be a baby."

2016-03-25 06:30:21

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"I guess? Maybe."

2016-03-25 06:32:14

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"So it's gross as gross can be. Body doesn't matter."

2016-03-25 06:33:08

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"You do have a point, but he does not fuck the baby."

2016-03-25 06:34:24

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"Good. Who does he fuck then? With abs like that, it's gotta be someone."

2016-03-25 06:35:20

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"No one. You have abs like that and I haven't fucked you yet, so your argument is invalid."

2016-03-25 06:36:35

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"Mehhh, I don't. And I guess I still didn't have abs when-- ..............."

2016-03-25 06:37:42

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"That's unimportant. I'm talking about now. When you do have them."

2016-03-25 06:41:19

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"I so do not."

2016-03-25 06:42:52

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"You do. I've seen them."

2016-03-25 06:45:33

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"You were probably drunk? Yeah."

2016-03-25 06:45:49

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"No. It was on your birthday. I painted on your back. Completely sober."

2016-03-25 06:48:04

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"High off paint fumes?"

2016-03-25 06:48:22

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"That wouldn't explain the neck sucking we did afterwards."

2016-03-25 06:49:38

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"...yeah it would."

2016-03-25 06:50:22

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"We were both consenting, so no."

2016-03-25 06:50:56

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"Ehhhh, either way they're gone now."

2016-03-25 06:52:57

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"I doubt that."

2016-03-25 06:53:13