Cherubplay

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"Yeah you do, they're a core muscle. If you didn't, you couldn't bend over."

2016-03-24 02:37:32

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"Yes but mine aren't as muscular as yours are."

2016-03-24 02:38:57

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"And mine aren't as muscular as Jacob's. Or Lance's. Or Seculus's."

2016-03-24 02:42:34

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"That's because Lance is old. So is Seculus. Jacob isn't real."

2016-03-24 02:46:33

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"Seculus is in his forties, that doesn't count as old. Jacob is totally real, look at that skin."

2016-03-24 02:46:57

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"That's old enough to be my dad. And that's clearly airbrushed."

2016-03-24 02:47:54

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"And I bet your dad doesn't have abs like that."

2016-03-24 02:48:20

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"Which one? Seculus or my real one?"

2016-03-24 02:50:03

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"Isn't he both?"

2016-03-24 02:50:17

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"Well then we broke several laws of nature."

2016-03-24 02:53:04

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"It's okay, I forgot those even existed."

2016-03-24 02:53:27

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"Considering I turned you? We probably already broke one."

2016-03-24 02:55:16

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"Not if there's nothing to break."

2016-03-24 02:55:55

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"That too."

2016-03-24 02:57:48

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"Sooo, anyways, how long is Jacob in the movie?"

2016-03-24 02:59:45

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"He's the love triangle guy. So all of it."

2016-03-24 03:02:44

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"Good. I can tolerate it now."

2016-03-24 03:03:07

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"She doesn't get with him though. He gets with her kid."

2016-03-24 03:06:22

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"....wait. /Ew/? What?"

2016-03-24 03:08:25

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"Yeah, it's weird."

2016-03-24 03:09:10

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"Is he immortal, then?"

2016-03-24 03:11:08

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"No, I don't think so."

2016-03-24 04:12:26

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"...that's even more ew. How old was she when they got together?'

2016-03-24 04:12:59

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"A baby."

2016-03-24 04:13:48

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"EW. WHAT."

2016-03-24 04:14:01