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"Nope! .....you aren't going to kill me, are you?" His smile flickered.

2016-01-28 09:13:14

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"....No. Not /you/ at least." She looked to Edmund.

2016-01-28 09:14:01

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Edmund put his pink-pawed hands up in protest. "How was /I/ supposed to know? I told you he looked similar!"

2016-01-28 09:14:44

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"...What should we do now?"

2016-01-28 09:15:25

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"I don't know, I like him enough. I'd prefer to keep him, but if that terrifying angel fellow decides we did it on /purpose/..." "Oh, right, God! Nah, they don't care about me much, they wouldn't bother."

2016-01-28 09:16:49

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'...push comes to shove we offer him as tribute."

2016-01-28 09:18:09

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"Tribute? Wait WHAT NO!" "We'd probably still get turned into...lampposts, was it?"

2016-01-28 09:19:17

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"Something like that. Don't hurt him."

2016-01-28 09:20:42

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"Ahhh, please don't...." "What'd he say about God?"

2016-01-28 09:21:06

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"Huh?" She looked like he just asked if she had a third nipple.

2016-01-28 09:21:53

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"He said something about--" "You made God mad."

2016-01-28 09:22:55

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"...That was God?"

2016-01-28 09:26:25

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"Yep! You could tell by the wings. And the extra eyes."

2016-01-28 09:27:00

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"...Whatever it is you're giving him, I want some."

2016-01-28 09:28:01

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"Propaganda? Liquidized jasmine? I don't know, I've given him a lot of things." "They're real, they turned a guy I know into wood!"

2016-01-28 09:29:09

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"...Now that I can believe."

2016-01-28 09:32:48

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"He was okay later, though. Well, physically. And you two have devils and angels in your heads, too!" AHFHHUCK HE CAUGHT ON SELF-DESTRUCT!! Shut up, they're not going to believe him.

2016-01-28 09:34:30

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Well what's the harm in them believing?

If you do something I swear to God I will come over there and slap the shit out of you. "...Okay nevermind I don't want them anymore."

2016-01-28 09:37:48

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Her specialty is souls and he has curiosity for days, who knows what they might try. Don't worry, I won't let him do anything right now. "You can get them out! If you asked nicely. Maybe. Seculus is an angel too!"

2016-01-28 09:40:00

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"Okay. Stop. Back up. Edmund. Whatever you gave him. Stop it. Like. Now." You better.

Evelena be nice.

2016-01-28 09:44:22

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"But seriously, I haven't been giving him anything that would do /this/. I think he might be serious."

2016-01-28 09:47:01

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"I'll believe it when I see it." Whew. We're in the clear.

2016-01-28 09:48:14

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"Oh, oh! I can do that! Just let me find somebody with wings." As much as we can be.

2016-01-28 09:49:48

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What should we do?

You hold, and I'll punch.

Did you just quote Mulan?

/Yes./

"Uh...."

2016-01-28 09:52:26

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"It shouldn't be that hard, there's /loads/ around here."

I'LL MAKE A MAAAAAN OUT OF YOUUUUU

Well, this /is/ less destructive than some other things he could be doing.

2016-01-28 09:54:08