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"Wonderful." She finally took his hand and led him to the living room...Why the was there a turtle- Cameron. Always Cameron.

"God!" Jackson exclaimed.

2016-01-18 06:50:17

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They frowned. "Ivory doesn't like you." "Well, she holds old grudges." "Why're you here?" "Seculus was nearly killed. I saved his life." "...oh."

2016-01-18 06:51:42

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"And he's staying here as well, hope you don't mind sharing the bed."

2016-01-18 06:52:36

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"Nope, I don't. So you're omnipotent?" "That's what generally comes with the deity status, yes." "You can do /anything/?" "...that's what omnipotent means." "Show me." They pointed at the turtle. "I mean show me you doing it! That sounds cool!"

2016-01-18 06:55:31

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"And here's where I take my leave." Ivory moved towards the steps.

The turtle screamed again.

2016-01-18 06:56:19

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"Alright, Cameron, you've learned your lesson for now. Just know that sort of thing isn't funny." They set him on the ground and turned him back. Ren clapped.

2016-01-18 06:58:08

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Cameron stumbled a bit. "OI IT WAS JUST A FOOKIN JOKE!" He rubbed his arm. "I was cold for the longest time, luv."

2016-01-18 06:59:45

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"Well, you /were/ coldblooded." "So can you just turn other people into stuff?" "I said /anything/." They turned into a gray and white cat and hopped up into Jackson's arms.

2016-01-18 07:01:54

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Jackson proceeded to cuddle said cat.

"I am /not/ coldblooded."

"Yes you are!" Ivory called from upstairs.

2016-01-18 07:03:34

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"Reptiles tend to be," they purred. "And you can still talk??" "Of course I can. I don't /have/ to look human, I just choose to." "So you don't have to look that short, either?" ".....you're standing on a very narrow line, Ren."

2016-01-18 07:04:43

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"Ivory's shorter." Jackson commented.

2016-01-18 07:05:25

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"Not by much, even Tassek's taller." "...." They hopped down from Jackson's arms, turned human again, and went over to tug on Ren's ear. They let out a yip of surprise, then covered their mouth at how doglike it sounded. They now had a fluffy golden tail and pointed, furry ears.

2016-01-18 07:08:10

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Cameron leaned over, and let out a loud, Irish, laugh. "You're a fookin lap dog now."

"Oh no, now Ivory is dating a furry!"

2016-01-18 07:09:18

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"Nnnn/oooo/, get rid of it, I'm not a dog! Ivoryyyy!"

2016-01-18 07:12:48

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"Yeah?" She called from upstairs.

"REN'S A FOOKIN FURRY"

".../Change them back./"

2016-01-18 07:13:51

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They shrugged, tapped Ren's forehead, and the flattened ears and drooped tail disappeared. "But I could do much worse if I wanted." "....like Madi?" "...that wasn't intended to go that badly."

2016-01-18 07:16:37

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"At least you fixed him? Right?" Jackson responded.

2016-01-18 07:18:59

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"Yes, I did, and he was very happy about it."

2016-01-18 07:19:49

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Edmund gripped the steering wheel until his knuckles turned cinnamon. "What was /that/???"

2016-01-18 07:26:17

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"I...don't know. But I don't want to find out." Mysteria quickly shoved her wand back into the glove box and buckled her seat belt.

2016-01-18 07:29:15

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"I kind of do, just so I know how to avoid it for the rest of my natural life. Was it just me or did that incubus have a guardian angel?"

2016-01-18 07:30:31

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'Which makes /no fucking sense./ Those don't exist."

2016-01-18 07:31:43

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"Especially for an incubus. Where can I get one??" ...idiot.

2016-01-18 07:32:50

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"Same place I get one." I'm face palming here. You can't see it, but I am. "So, home? It's like...fucking 4 in the damn morning! Who in there right mind is /ever/ out at this time?!"

2016-01-18 07:34:19

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Don't worry, I'm doing the exact same thing. "Us, though the 'right mind' bit is debatable."

2016-01-18 07:35:02