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"You do like doing that, though. Try the M&M store! You should be able to see me from a mile away, anywho!"

2016-01-17 08:20:22

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That wasn't too far from here. She put her blinker on. "Alright I'll be there in a few minutes. But I also do the frogs to old ladies, the fuckbois get the seven years of failure."

2016-01-17 08:23:23

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"That doesn't make a difference, their whole lives are failures!"

2016-01-17 08:25:26

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"Well sometimes when you need to sell your shit to avoid homelessness, you become humble."

2016-01-17 08:27:21

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"Rarely. Sometimes you need an exploding fridge in the deal!"

2016-01-17 08:28:06

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"Is that what you did today?"

2016-01-17 08:29:14

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"No, it doesn't explode, but it does have a defibrillator, so the potential is there."

2016-01-17 08:29:53

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"Close enough." She saw the M&M store,and pulled into it. "I just parked, I'm coming inside."

2016-01-17 08:30:53

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"Hold on, I'm just checking out." The cashier was shocked into silence by his outfit, and he ran outside with his bag of treats, waving them in the air. "Can you see me??"

2016-01-17 08:34:00

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"Yeah, I can. Hold on. I gotta honk at some dork." She laid her hand on the horn.

2016-01-17 08:35:13

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"Your horn is /loud/! You break my heart. Come on, unlock the door or I'm eating all this myself!"

2016-01-17 08:38:09

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"Good." She unlocked the doors. "You eat my M&M's and I'll eat the leftover chocolate you keep in the freezer."

2016-01-17 08:39:38

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"You /wouldn't/. Besides, it has a fingerprint lock." He finally hung up the phone and swung in the passenger door, plopping down onto the seat and buckling up.

2016-01-17 08:40:44

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She tossed her phone aside. "I have your finger prints on file, Edmund. Remember your car accident?"

2016-01-17 08:41:56

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"I replace my fingerprints on a weekly basis, I'll have you know!"

2016-01-17 08:42:44

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"Burning them off isn't replacing them." She put her car in gear and the door locked again before she pulled out.

2016-01-17 08:44:10

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"No, that isn't it. Look, this crack wasn't there last week." He held up his thumb.

2016-01-17 08:45:31

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"I guess it's getting time for me to fix that."

2016-01-17 08:48:25

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"Looks like it; you don't have to waste your magic if you don't want to though, I always have the mask." He tugged the bag of candy open and took off the gas mask. Underneath, his face was grayish, cracked, and dry. It almost looked like stone. But his blue eyes just shone all the brighter in the midst of it.

2016-01-17 08:53:06

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"I got the time, and the souls. We just need to stop by my apartment to get the ingredients if we wanna do it now."

2016-01-17 08:55:51

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He popped some multicolored sugar in his mouth and considered. "Now? Hm, I guess it wouldn't hurt."

2016-01-17 08:58:45

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"Great." She turned down the road towards the apartments. "Then after that we can actually /go out/ without people asking if you're from the morgue."

2016-01-17 09:01:34

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"/Excuse you/, I resemble that remark! Just for that--" He took one of the pretzel M&Ms and chewed it, staring at her the whole time.

2016-01-17 09:03:09

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"Oh no my hands don't work." She took her hands off the wheel, and the car started to drift to one side.

2016-01-17 09:04:18

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He leaned his elbow on the dash and it straightened itself out again. "Close, but no cigar!"

2016-01-17 09:04:58