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"I'll get the child labor right on it."

2015-06-28 10:20:37

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"Good. He'd better be more confident about his handiwork than he is about answering simple questions."

2015-06-28 10:21:50

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"Since when will that boy ever have confidence?"

2015-06-28 10:22:12

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"Then I don't trust his chairs."

2015-06-28 10:22:56

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"You shouldn't trust him in general. He is very unreliable."

2015-06-28 10:23:27

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"Judging by Ivory's actions, that would explain a lot."

2015-06-28 10:25:07

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"It also explains why i'm top dog. I don't even try that much."

2015-06-28 10:26:15

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"I'm surprised someone like him even managed to become an angel."

2015-06-28 10:27:42

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"Things must have been going to hell if they let you be an angel as well."

2015-06-28 10:28:10

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"I earned it. And I don't let him die or do anything illegal, so I'd say I do my job pretty well."

2015-06-28 10:29:07

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"So you're saying I'm going to let the shorter version of Nicki Minaj here die or murder someone? Well the later is more likely than the former, but that's not the point."

2015-06-28 20:16:06

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"There's an extremely broad spectrum between 'illegal' and 'murder'."

2015-06-29 07:20:07

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"Well murder is technically illegal. If you get caught, that is."

2015-06-29 07:21:24

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"Of course it's illegal, but he doesn't just not murder people. Actually, that may be what he's come closest to doing. But I also don't let him shoplift."

2015-06-29 07:22:34

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"And that will all change when Weeping Willow gets his fangs."

2015-06-29 07:24:27

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....oh. That hadn't occurred to me. I'm not sure why, but for some reason I never really connected 'vampire' with 'murder'. ".....we'll see where that goes."

2015-06-29 07:27:13

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I laughed. "Maybe they'll share dinner together sometime."

2015-06-29 07:28:34

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"That would be romantic in any other context but this one. Except possibly vultures." I tried to picture this -- the former, not vultures -- and shuddered a little. Not romantic. Not romantic at all.

2015-06-29 07:30:31

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"Depends on what you find 'romantic'" Aw, you afraid of Zaney getting a little bloody?

2015-06-29 07:33:03

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"Not draining the life from a living human and sharing in the experience, for one." Not afraid so much as averse to the idea.

2015-06-29 07:37:41

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"Well when you're hungry, you don't have a choice." Well it's going to happen one day if Zane doesn't die first.

2015-06-29 07:47:06

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He won't die. I won't let him. "He's Zane, he'll problem-solve a way out of manslaughter."

2015-06-29 07:49:55

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"Then he better find his .... what does Spyders call it....Bloodbath? He better find one of those quick." Well that's stopping the inevitable.

2015-06-29 07:52:53

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Okay, he won't die /in the next several decades/. "If all else fails, I'll threaten the coworker."

2015-06-29 07:54:25

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Ha, good luck with that one. "Honey, I don't even think she'd listen if I pistol whipped her."

2015-06-29 07:56:04