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"But I am sitting down."

2016-11-06 04:55:33

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"Inside the restaurant, I mean."

2016-11-06 05:00:01

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"Ugh, fine."

2016-11-06 05:01:01

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"If you keep complaining I'll just drive us in circles for a while."

2016-11-06 05:04:22

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"Don't do that! Gas is expensive!"

2016-11-06 05:05:23

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"My gas mileage is better now!"

2016-11-06 05:09:15

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"It's still horrible as hell in this van!"

2016-11-06 05:12:20

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"It's not a van, it's a truck!"

2016-11-06 05:13:03

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"Same difference!"

2016-11-06 05:13:23

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"This is why I don't talk cars with you!"

2016-11-06 05:14:05

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"That's because the first time you tried to talk cars with me you got stuck trying to hot wire one!"

2016-11-06 05:15:32

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"No it isn't, it's because you can't tell a /van from a truck/!"

2016-11-06 05:16:38

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"Your mom is a van and your dad is a truck!"

2016-11-06 05:17:00

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"They were, for about five minutes before /I/ helped you figure out how to turn them back!"

2016-11-06 05:17:36

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"I was fourteen!"

2016-11-06 05:20:22

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"They almost fell into the basement!"

2016-11-06 05:54:45

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"I didn't know what to do!"

2016-11-06 06:03:56

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"That's why you don't do it to begin with!" They were already in the parking space, he was just set on continuing the argument.

2016-11-06 06:04:30

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"How was I supposed to know that when I got my first period my adult powers kicked in?!"

2016-11-06 06:17:08

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"Your mother should have told you, you didn't have to take it out on /mine/!"

2016-11-06 06:19:25

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"I didn't know I was going to start /right on your damn bed/."

2016-11-06 06:20:20

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"I had to throw those sheets out."

2016-11-06 06:23:33

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"That was a /lot/ of blood."

2016-11-06 06:24:03

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"How did you not die?"

2016-11-06 06:24:23

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"Because menstruation is a magical thing."

2016-11-06 06:24:48