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"He cries 'I'm not gay but date me.' as he thinks about banging you against the kitchen counter."

2016-10-23 06:22:30
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I stopped walking.

2016-10-23 06:23:17
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He stopped too. "I told you."

2016-10-23 06:23:38
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"I regret asking so much."

2016-10-23 06:23:50
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"I regret letting him drink."

2016-10-23 06:24:10
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"I regret letting him come out of the closet."

2016-10-23 06:24:41
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"Jackson is always the one to drag them out."

2016-10-23 06:25:13
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"Is he now."

2016-10-23 06:25:33
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"Yes."

2016-10-23 06:25:41
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"Get him to put him back."

2016-10-23 06:26:50
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"No, then he'll come onto me again!"

2016-10-23 06:27:17
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"Take one for the team!"

2016-10-23 06:28:17
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"I'm not gay!"

2016-10-23 06:28:27
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"It's not like you're taken!"

2016-10-23 06:28:40
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"Because dating is over-rated."

2016-10-23 06:29:20
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"Sure it is. Then what is it /you/ do?"

2016-10-23 06:30:15
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"I engage 18 year old girls and break up with them when they become frozen in time."

2016-10-23 06:31:49
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"...I mean, clearly."

2016-10-23 06:32:18
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"Don't knock it till you try it."

2016-10-23 06:33:02
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"I'll pass."

2016-10-23 06:33:27
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"The joke is you already have."

2016-10-23 06:34:17
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"What's /that/ supposed to mean?"

2016-10-23 06:34:37
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"Ivory is frozen in time at 18."

2016-10-23 06:35:24
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"The key word here is 'break up with them'."

2016-10-23 06:35:52
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"Oh, well it's not like we planned breaking up."

2016-10-23 06:36:56