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"Well when he's drunk I don't think it matters."

2016-06-20 08:12:56

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"Good point. When he's drunk, his mental state counts for jack shit."

2016-06-20 08:13:59

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"Not to mention Lance is more cuddly."

2016-06-20 08:14:32

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"I wonder how many times Lance has replaced himself with a body pillow and gotten away with it."

2016-06-20 08:15:37

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"I don't know, he can't hold his liquor well."

2016-06-20 08:16:13

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"There has to be a point where Cale's the only one getting drunk."

2016-06-20 08:19:10

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"Nope. Best friends who drink together, stay together."

2016-06-20 08:19:59

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"I thought it was friends who pun together."

2016-06-20 08:25:00

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"That too."

2016-06-20 08:29:05

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"Do we pun together enough to stay together?"

2016-06-20 08:30:27

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"Yes."

2016-06-20 08:34:03

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"Good. Even if you don't get my puns most of the time."

2016-06-20 08:35:10

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"Because they're sexual."

2016-06-20 08:38:59

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"And that is why I must teach you. We've drank together too, does that mean we're best friends?"

2016-06-20 08:39:32

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"But have we gotten drunk together?"

2016-06-20 08:40:03

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"Technically? You at /least/ got buzzed."

2016-06-20 08:40:17

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"But not drunk."

2016-06-20 08:41:12

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"Do I have to change that to be your best friend?"

2016-06-20 08:41:29

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"You don't have to, but I don't know if Seculus would be okay with it."

2016-06-20 08:42:26

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"Probably not. So what do I have to do instead?"

2016-06-20 08:43:16

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"Just be you. You're already pretty much there."

2016-06-20 08:44:12

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"Pretty much, huh?" Heh...am I her best friend?

2016-06-20 08:46:03

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"Mhmmm."

2016-06-20 08:46:54

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I was starting to feel a little lightheaded again. Seculus came back in with bandages and a glass of water. He'd been waiting outside while we talked.

2016-06-20 08:48:20

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Ivory looked to Seculus as he entered. "Hey."

2016-06-20 08:49:31