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"Well, the boy is just about as hopeless, so they're a good match. Something about him passing out on the sidewalk before she could feed on him." They shrugged a little.

2015-05-06 08:13:23

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"Now that's something I would pay to see!"

2015-05-06 08:14:27

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"Come one, come all, to the 'romance' sideshow, today's exhibit, an antisocial nerd and a society-avoiding vampire!"

2015-05-06 08:15:33

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"And what about you? What have you been before I stumbled upon this nerd cave of a domain?"

2015-05-06 08:19:29

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"'Nerd cave', now, really? Welcome to my parlor, says the spider to the fly."

2015-05-06 08:21:05

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" The fly buzzes with anticipation as he becomes curious of the spider."

2015-05-06 08:22:14

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Roleplaying, really? The fuck is wrong with you people? "The spider serves tea laced with sedatives."

2015-05-06 08:27:16

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"The fly drinks the tea passes the fuck out because it doesn't know any better. As if they didn't mind being put to sleep in the first place."

2015-05-06 08:28:33

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"The spider decides to end this foolish farce and immediately dismembers the fly."

2015-05-06 08:30:51

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He frowned. "Now that's just mean."

2015-05-06 08:31:35

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"It's realistic. What spider would simply stare at the fly while it sleeps?"

2015-05-06 08:32:19

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"And having another devil hostage is?"

2015-05-06 08:32:59

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"Mmm, potentially. This is the /pet/ fly for me to watch squirm until it begs for mercy."

2015-05-06 08:34:12

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"Now I wanna be be the squirming fly."

2015-05-06 08:34:46

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HOLY SHIT THERE'S SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH BOTH OF YOU. GET THAT CHECKED OUT. "You seem very set on being the prey in this scenario."

2015-05-06 08:36:31

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"Prey, predator. It doesn't matter to me. A little pain never hurt anyone, am I right?"

2015-05-06 08:37:38

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"No, I'd say you're very wrong there. Besides, what's the point of torture then if pain is something to brush off?"

2015-05-06 08:39:04

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"Hmmm. You're right there. But how do I know your methods won't work on me until we try them out?"

2015-05-06 08:40:19

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Once again, they were unexpectedly confused and let slip an out-of-character frown. "...you're /asking/ me to use torture methods on you. Truly?"

2015-05-06 08:42:00

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"Mmmm, maybe." He smiled.

2015-05-06 08:42:49

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"......" They gave him a weird look. They would much rather answer questions than this. It made them uncomfortable. Mother of FUCK, DUMBASS, HE'S ASKING YOU TO TAKE OUT YOUR STRESS ON HIM AND RIP OUT HIS FINGERNAILS, TAKE HIM UP ON THE GODDAMN OFFER!!!

2015-05-06 08:47:03

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"What. Does that bother you?"

2015-05-06 08:49:10

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"....of course not." Blatant lie. "I just don't see how this is relevant." They crossed their arms.

2015-05-06 08:54:27

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"You're the one with the hostage, not me."

2015-05-06 08:55:10

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"I'm doing it as a favor now. If anything, it's more like a babysitting job." OH YOU DID NOT JUST--

RW: Shush.

RW: Before I shut your mouth myself

2015-05-06 08:56:34