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"Yes, Lippy, be patient," they said with that incessant grin. "...have you been human? That's very true though, I could be asking for your hair length, or the lifespan of your pet cat, or the number of days left until everyone involved in this becomes aware of your existence and starts hunting you out of misdirected spite." ^_^

2015-05-06 03:43:43

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Dameien let out out another laugh. "Man, I like you kid. You really bring something to the table. Been human for a while now. Give or take a few or so years. Was with this lovely gal right here for a while then. Well, the more beautiful and taller form of her."

2015-05-06 03:47:51

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We both took a mental note of the information. This guy'd been dating Cally? /Weird/. "Why, thank you, I appreciate not being despised. I'm sure she loved every second. Seriously, though, when the pitchfork-wielding mob finds out about you, you're dead." The whole time Ren talked, they kept up that creepy, cheerful smile, completely at odds with the vaguely concerning subject matter. Ugh, psycho.

2015-05-06 03:56:05

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"Oh she did. Well.. things were a bit different back them. Like this." He turned and flipped me over.

"What the /fuck/ are you doing?! GET OFF ME!"

"And her screams were of pleasure and not annoyance."

"Fuck you!"

"Maybe later. As for the mob, eh I've had worse on me."

2015-05-06 03:59:33

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"I'm sure your past mobs didn't mostly consist of vampires. Or maybe you had a more exciting life than I thought. Anyway, you just here to hold her on the floor, or did you have a more constructive reason for visiting?" Their gaze shifted to the floor. Wait, was this making them uncomfortable? HAHA, THE FUCK? YOU'RE BORDERLINE INSANE BUT SWEARING AND SUGGESTIVE LANGUAGE WEIRDS YOU OUT?? MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'RE SO USELESS.

RW: ..................SILENCE.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

RW: How much agony can you endure?

The corner of their mouth twitched into a slightly more maniacal grin. "If the answer's wrong, I might just have to do something about it, seeee...."

2015-05-06 04:08:11

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"Mmmm, not really, but what will you do about it?" Dameien smiled back at the other human.

2015-05-06 04:10:19

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"I might rip and tear you to shreds, I'm sure he wouldn't mind getting out the tension, who knows, maybe I'll like it myself...."

2015-05-06 04:13:12

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"Mmmmmm. As pleasurable as that sounds, may I ask the reason behind it? I'm here to do no harm."

2015-05-06 04:14:45

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"Oh, that's the right answer. It was in case you got it wrong, said you were here to take him to your master or somebody. I wouldn't want to, but these things force violence sometimes."

2015-05-06 04:19:43

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"Nah, Lippy here is a bit too valuable to me for that. Spyders can jerk it to dead bodies for all I care. Besides, he might be the one needing me soon."

2015-05-06 04:23:01

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"I'm sure he will. There's no helping him now, though, even if any of us were interested in doing sooo. Why not just bury him out in the woods somewhere, really, would solve everything and be fun to boot~"

2015-05-06 05:37:52

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"But I still need him." He frowned. "I need him for lost of things, like getting Cally out. Or blaming him for shit I do."

2015-05-06 05:54:05

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Eh? "Getting Cally out? Sooo, soon we'll have three blind mice running 'round the city, we can play tag or something."

2015-05-06 05:58:54

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"Eh, we already do. The other one is running around in the city somewhere. I'm not sure exactly as to where though."

2015-05-06 05:59:43

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They put a hand to their mouth to stifle a bought of laughter. In a muffled voice, they said "Right, well, you have fun with that."

2015-05-06 06:01:38

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"Nah. I let the little nerd stay in the basement like he always does."

2015-05-06 06:02:29

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"Mhmmmm. Sooooooo." They pointed at Cally. "You gonna let her up? Because I think she may have suffocated. That or she's completely entranced by your voice to the extent of not speaking."

2015-05-06 06:04:13

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He looked down at me, and finally realize I was struggling for me to get off him. Dameien stood up.

"Eh your right. The girl needs a break."

On up I immediately slapped him. "Fucker." I hissed.

2015-05-06 06:10:05

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They kept smiling, a little more calmly, and watched the adorably violent interaction. So cute. Fuck you, this is stupid. LEMME OUT! "Or two. Or three."

2015-05-06 06:13:48

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"She's just mad that I left her for so long."

"YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM."

"You don't have to shout."

2015-05-06 06:16:11

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They covered their ears, as if the thick hair didn't do enough of that already. "You are being terribly loud, though. In the hallway of an apartment complex. In the middle of the night."

2015-05-06 06:18:14

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"I can do whatev-" Dameien placed his hand over my mouth.

"Lippy, shut up. Before I show this lovely person why you have that nickname."

2015-05-06 06:24:01

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They chuckled and lowered their hands to fold in front of them. "No need for that. I was originally going to suggest /not/ just sitting in the hallway. Since moving to somewhere more private seems easier than making her voluntarily stop yelling."

2015-05-06 06:30:16

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"That does seem like a plan. Lippy?"

"Fuck you don't talk to me."

"She says that's a great idea."

2015-05-06 06:32:18

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"Glad we're all in agreeance. Your place or mine? Or we could break into someone else's."

2015-05-06 06:42:24