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"In that case, I could be an animagus, but it would be a little sick then to keep me as a pet. Unless you're Ron."

2015-10-21 08:50:58

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"That's true. We could scare the neighbors off in that case."

2015-10-21 08:51:43

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"How?"

2015-10-21 08:51:59

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"Would /you/ want to live next to people where the man could magically transform into an animal?"

2015-10-21 08:52:41

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"Perhaps, so long as it's not a /loud/ animal."

2015-10-21 08:53:23

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"If you woke me up with your cries, you better have a damn good reason to or you're sleeping outside, mister."

2015-10-21 08:54:13

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"If I do, it's probably as a warning. What if I was having a nightmare, though?"

2015-10-21 08:55:06

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"That's a good reason. If that was it, I'd hold you and tell you that it was just a dream and you were safe like I always do."

2015-10-21 08:56:05

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"........" I put my arm around her shoulder. Of course she would. "At some point, though, the Ministry might get on my case for being an unregistered animagus."

2015-10-21 08:57:55

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"If they haven't already for me threatening to hex the neighbors." She leaned her side a bit closer towards him.

2015-10-21 08:59:31

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"Well, /threats/ are fine, it's if you actually used your magic that you might be in trouble. ...what kind of hexes?"

2015-10-21 09:00:29

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"Hmmm, probably to ruin the vegetable garden in their backyard or something. Nothing too drastic."

2015-10-21 09:01:38

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"That's slightly disappointing. Even when you have the power to turn their silverware into cockroaches?"

2015-10-21 09:06:12

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"...You do have a point. I could also fuck with them and keep opening and closing their doors on a whim."

2015-10-21 09:07:46

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"Then they might hire a contractor and where would we be?"

2015-10-21 09:08:37

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"Inside our lovely home giggling like we're children, of course."

2015-10-21 09:09:24

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"Naturally. Probably setting off Exploding Cauldrons in the meantime."

2015-10-21 09:10:34

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"Don't forget speaking in tongues. Well...I can already do that."

2015-10-21 09:11:34

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"But not to snakes. ...hm, if there's a parseltongue, I wonder if there's feathertongue or something."

2015-10-21 09:13:00

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"No idea, that would be cool though. I wouldn't mind talking in a language only we could understand."

2015-10-21 09:13:51

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"We could always make up a secret code."

2015-10-21 09:14:13

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"Possibly, then again, we'd probably make up so many different codes that we'd forget what each one meant."

2015-10-21 09:16:20

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"It's alright, I can just remind you."

2015-10-21 09:18:35

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"A little reminder every now and then would be nice."

2015-10-21 09:19:49

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"Or we can use magic paper, like that map, and just write them all down."

2015-10-21 09:20:25