Cherubplay

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MT: Yeah great whatever. You've got money. Get me the new Assassin's Creed game.

2015-10-04 04:19:19

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OI: Fuck. Fine. Whatever. I'll get your stupid game.

She rose from her desk, grabbed her wallet, and exited the shop. She needed to head to the store anyway. Did Seculus honestly think that she was just going to give him the books and movies and be done with it?

2015-10-04 04:21:13

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MT: Good. You help people cheat for a living, right? It's sad that it earns so much.

2015-10-04 04:23:19

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OI: I mean I could suck dick for a living too but I don't like people.

2015-10-04 04:23:48

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MT: You'd probably be better at that.

2015-10-04 04:24:30

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OI: I don't know, ask Terezi.

2015-10-04 04:24:46

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MT: When you get back from the store go to fucking hell.

2015-10-04 04:25:19

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OI: :3 <3

2015-10-04 04:25:33

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MT: Guess what I did?

2015-10-04 04:26:39

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OI: Give me another reason to murder you?

2015-10-04 04:27:09

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MT: Probably. I looked up a course on clipping pet birds' wings.

2015-10-04 04:27:53

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OI: Oh, So your bird can finally shut up every time I come over?

She entered the store, phone and keys tightly in her hand.

2015-10-04 04:28:56

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MT: If I thought I could get him to shut up I'd gag him and shove him in the closet.

2015-10-04 04:29:59

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OI: That's just gay.

2015-10-04 04:30:46

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MT: Well he is pretty gay. But he'd be by himself in the closet so it doesn't really matter, unless he wants to fuck the vacuum cleaner.

2015-10-04 04:31:19

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OI: Well I know for a fact Seculus isn't gay :3.

2015-10-04 04:32:02

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MT: Psh, what proof? Just because he told you doesn't make it true. Unless you're talking about how you've been making out every time you come over.

2015-10-04 04:33:01

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OI: Because I'm gay, dumbass.

2015-10-04 04:33:26

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MT: Completely gay. Riiight.

2015-10-04 04:34:05

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OI: Well, the proper term is pansexual, but I mean, gay is a broader term if you want to be correct.

2015-10-04 04:35:15

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MT: Those are completely different things, so no.

2015-10-04 04:35:47

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OI: /Gay/ Marriage, /Gay/ Rights, Ban the /Gays/. See? Broader term.

2015-10-04 04:36:41

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MT: That's just the politically correct term for same-sex relationships, it's not the actual sexuality.

2015-10-04 04:37:43

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OI: It's the politically correct term so little shits like you can sleep better at night knowing that your sexuality will never be considered a real thing :3

2015-10-04 04:38:42

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MT: Yeah fuck you yours isn't real either.

2015-10-04 04:54:23