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"I liked how the race looked." "Of course you did. It's like her signature!"

2015-10-03 09:31:46

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"The Blood Elves are the best race." Ivory commented.

"No! Undead are!"

Ivory turned her character to Jackson's. "Fight me." Immediately, she sent her Succubus after Jackson's character.

"Now you've started it." Caismer spoke.

2015-10-03 09:34:02

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Ren backed off just as Zane returned to his body and did the same. "...should we...?" "Nah, just let 'em fight it out."

2015-10-03 09:35:02

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"Wait-NO!"Jackson screamed as he scrambled to fight back.

On Ivory's end, there was just a quiet, dark laugh as she spammed keys. Yes. She was winning.

2015-10-03 09:38:02

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"Ivory, is everything all right?" "Shhh, I'm watching Jacky die."

2015-10-03 09:39:03

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"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Jackson cried out once he died.

"YEAAAAAAAAAA- AH FUCK!" She leaned back too far in her chair in her triumph, and knoucked her chair over, falling to the floor herself.

"Are you okay?" Caismer asked.

Somehow her headset was still in both the computer and over her ears. "Yes."

2015-10-03 09:41:32

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"Are you -- ow -- sure??"

2015-10-03 09:42:17

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She stood up, and picked up her chair. "Yeah I'm sure."

"He does this like....once a month." Caismer advised

"So does Lance though." Jackson added.

2015-10-03 09:45:19

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"Does what? Die?" Now he sounded slightly worried. Ren giggled.

2015-10-03 09:46:08

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"No I'm already dead." Ivory sat back down.

"That too." Caismere inhaled some of his cigarette.

2015-10-03 09:47:13

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There was an incoming call from Seculus on Ivory's side. "Then what, knocks over her chair?"

2015-10-03 09:48:25

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Ivory added Seculus to the current call.

"Yep!" Jackson answered.

2015-10-03 09:49:38

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"So he just...comes up behind her and tips it over for no particular reason." "/Who's/ tipping over chairs? That's cruel and unusual punishment, and I won't stand for it." "Oh, hey Plushie! Feeling better?" "..........."

2015-10-03 09:51:50

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"No I do it myself." Ivory answered. "Hey."

"The day Lance hurts Ivory is that same day I quit smoking."

2015-10-03 09:53:27

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"Hello. Tassek's out, and I saw you online." "It's also the day I go to that store with a knife~"

2015-10-03 09:55:00

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"Lets hope Tassek stays at Terezi's for at least a week then. Ren please don't hurt Lance, even if he hurts me. That won't end well."

"No one wants to see Lance mad~" Jackson hummed.

2015-10-03 09:56:49

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"I do hope spring break ends soon. Lance could kill us all, don't test him." "I do not think I want to test that either."

2015-10-03 09:58:14

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"I do too, essays are due then and people like to forget until the day before it's due." Ivory spoke.

"You're still doing that with Cameron?"

"But Ivvvvory." Jackson whined. "They need to do it themselves."

"Not my fault they pay me to cheat."

2015-10-03 10:00:14

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"If they didn't, they'd just pay somebody else." "That doesn't really excuse it, though." "Maybe if they gave you a thesis and some body paragraphs to start with...?"

2015-10-03 10:01:44

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She let out a giggle. "It's more like, 'heres 400 dollars, write my 10 page research paper. It's due in three days.'"

2015-10-03 10:03:11

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"If you weren't being paid, I'd hate your teachers!" "That's just laziness on their part." "Or...simply forgetfulness....?"

2015-10-03 10:04:17

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"I don't ask questions. I just get it done."

"How well were your high school essays again, Ivory?" Caismere asked.

"I don't know, I had to cram them all from my suspensions." She answered.

2015-10-03 10:05:55

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"Suspensions, oh dear." "What, like you never got suspended." "............." "Do you remember what kind of quality they were, though?"

2015-10-03 10:07:36

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"Enough for me to graduate, that's all I cared about." Ivory answered.

"It's a shame though, you had to miss prom because of your suspensions." Jackson frowned.

"Excuse me, from what I recall Ivory got married instead of going to prom." Caismere spoke.

"Yes, I'm sure I can't go." Seventeen year old Ivory spoke into her phone. She currently sat in from of her laptop, in the middle of a skype call as well. "No, I'm not risking expulsion just for prom."

There was a whine at the other end.

"I'll talk to you tomorrow Emma, Bye." She hung up her phone and set it down before rubbing her temples.

"Emma /again?/" Lance asked.

"Yes." She answered.

"You'd think she lady would learn after the second 'I'm suspended, no.'" Caismer spoke before deeply inhaling.

"Tell that woman to suck my cock." Xzavier spoke in his kermit the frog voice.

Ivory just rolled her eyes. "It doesn't matter, I hate dances away." She switched tabs over to minecraft.

"Ah, that's okay. Lance is better anyway." Jackson spoke.

Ivory chuckled. "She thinks I'm skipping prom for a date with Lance, actually."

"Doesn't she know we're already married?" Lance joked.

"What." Ivory stood still.

"We're married <3"

"No we-"

"WE'RE MARRRRRRRRRRIED" Lance exclaimed. "And we're going to have 10 Million babies- ah" There was the sound of something being knocked over. "Fell out of my chair."

"Again, lad?" Cameron asked.

"Mhmm."

Ivory couldn't help but laugh. "Don't hurt yourself now."

"Well then don't deny being my wife." He countered.

"Have you even proposed to her?" Jackson asked.

"Don't have to. We're already married because I say so."

"Then you better make it official in Minecraft." Spencer spoke. "Announce to all the desperate ladies on the server that you're no longer on the market."

"Actually, I have a wonderful idea." Jacques spoke. "Why don't we marry them in Minecraft."

"Oh my God." Ivory quietly spoke, rubbing her temples more.

"That's a great idea!" Lance exclaimed. "We're doing it. Right. Now."

A small set up and server gather later, Ivory was 'walking' down the 'isle' in a skin Jackson made just for her, which was one of her in a teal colored dress. The entire server was there to witness, and it was safe to say that this server was rather larger, since it could fit more than one hundred players on at a time. Her character stood in front of Lance's, facing his.

Cameron started to furiously type, being the 'priest'.

'Lance, do you take Ivory to be your lawfully wedded wife, to love and to hold, in sickness and in health, for better or for worse?'

"Come on Lance, I know you want to, lad." Cameron spoke on the call.

Silently, Lance typed.

'I do.'

Cameron started to type again.

'Ivory, do you take Lance to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love and to hold, in sickness and in health, for better or for worse?'

"Come on Ivory." Jackson chimed in. "You know you want tooooo~"

She sighed.

Her friends could be really big dicks sometimes.

"Do it. Do it." Spencer chanted.

She typed.

'I do.'

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The entire group spoke. "SHE SAID YES!"

Ivory broke into a small fit of laughter. Okay, maybe the joke wasn't that bad.

'I now pronounce you husband and wife!' Cameron typed. 'You may now bang for seven days and seven nights.'

Ivory spit out her water upon reading it. "/WHAT!/"

Lance broke into a fit of laughter. "How else are we going to have 10 million kids?"

"I don't want kids at all!"

"We'll work on that."

2015-10-03 10:44:39

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Zane burst into spontaneous laughter. "...uh, Weeping Willow? You okay?" "That sounds more pleasant than -- Zane? What's so funny?"

2015-10-03 22:41:46