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  "This might've been a bad idea, since all I've been doing is lecturing. Sorry about that."

  2015-10-02 03:20:10
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  "No, you're fine. I'm just...not that smart."

  2015-10-02 03:21:13
• 🌀

  He frowned. "Of course you are. You just have better things to do with your time than read 24/7."

  2015-10-02 03:22:09
• ●

  "Okay, I'm not as smart as /you/ are."

  2015-10-02 03:23:11
• 🌀

  "...I'm not smart, I just know a lot. Otherwise, there are a lot of things I never would've said."

  2015-10-02 03:24:21
• ●

  "...Isn't that what smart is?"

  2015-10-02 03:25:04
• 🌀

  "There's street smarts, and then there's book smarts. I have too much of the latter and not nearly enough of the former. It doesn't count unless it's balanced out."

  2015-10-02 03:27:12
• ●

  "Well I can teach you street smarts. I /do/ help run a pawn shop."

  2015-10-02 03:28:04
• 🌀

  "Are they a thing that can be taught?"

  2015-10-02 03:28:57
• ●

  "Yes."

  2015-10-02 03:29:36
• 🌀

  "...then, please." He set down the magazine and folded his hands in his lap. "Teach me, master."

  2015-10-02 03:30:19
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  She giggled. "I can't teach you everything I know in one little lesson."

  2015-10-02 03:33:06
• 🌀

  "I wasn't expecting that, but perhaps start? If you feel like it."

  2015-10-02 03:34:05
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  She stared at him for a moment. "Hmmmm, where should I start?"

  2015-10-02 03:35:11
• 🌀

  "How to...tell when someone's not in the mood for a lecture, maybe."

  2015-10-02 03:35:38
• ●

  "That's easy. They'll cry."

  2015-10-02 03:36:03
• 🌀

  "Wait, what?"

  2015-10-02 03:36:15
• ●

  "Isn't that the biggest sign that they don't want anything but a hug?"

  2015-10-02 03:37:26
• 🌀

  "Oh, I thought you meant lecturing to people would make them cry. I sort of meant more subtle signs that they're uncomfortable with the lecturing specifically, though."

  2015-10-02 03:38:47
• ●

  "Well if that's the case they'll probably just tone you out."

  2015-10-02 03:39:34
• 🌀

  "I'll have to try and keep an eye out for that, then...what about attempting to mute me? Is that a good sign?"

  2015-10-02 03:40:29
• ●

  "Then you slap them. Because they're assholes."

  2015-10-02 03:41:01
• 🌀

  "That's a little hard through a screen. Or...for anyone else who's done that, actually."

  2015-10-02 03:42:19
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  "Then drop them last like a redheaded stepchild."

  2015-10-02 03:42:59
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  *drop them like

  2015-10-02 03:43:12

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