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"Spencer! Full circle!" Well, not quite. I'd been ignored. But I didn't really mind, I wasn't all too interesting in playing to begin with.

2015-09-23 04:01:37

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"Dare." He answered.

2015-09-23 04:02:08

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"Propose to Seculus." I'd been turning to pick Pluto up out of her cage and almost fell off the couch. "WHA--WAIT--HOLD O--"

2015-09-23 04:03:59

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He immediately dropped to one knee. "Seculus be gay with me."

2015-09-23 04:04:32

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I momentarily consid--WHAT NO I'M NOT THAT DESPERATE. "Thank you but /no thank you/." My face was bright red. This is the exact reason I hate this game. "But the vows, Plushie!"

2015-09-23 04:07:25

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"Pleeeeeeaaaaaasseee." Spencer begged. "I need to make Ivory jealous!"

2015-09-23 04:08:34

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"It wouldn't make her jealous even if we were somehow together. And besides, you don't even have a ring." ....okay, so I can have a /little/ fun.

2015-09-23 04:10:38

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"...Ivory give me a ring."

"I don't have any rings." She admitted.

"God Dammit. Will..." He dug through his pockets. "Five dollars work?"

2015-09-23 04:12:04

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"Anything that gets me closer to moving out of this hellhole. It's a done deal." Ren went "Ding dong, ding dong", in what I assume was supposed to be a wedding bell impression. Wait, did I seriously just play along that far? Yes you did. Congratulations, you fucking idiot, you're now pretend gay.

2015-09-23 04:14:01

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"YES! Perfect! I'll tell Dillion to get the fuck out and Xzavier can use his kermit impression to help me. Lets start with one thing though; truth or dare?"

2015-09-23 04:15:26

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"...dare, I suppose." They hadn't been.../that/ bad. Okay, yes, they had. Too late now.

2015-09-23 04:16:50

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"I dare you to lick the wall."

2015-09-23 04:17:06

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"You've got to be kidding me."

2015-09-23 04:17:18

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"Nope. Lick it. For five full seconds."

2015-09-23 04:17:31

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"Five--? That's completely unsanitary."

2015-09-23 04:17:45

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"Lick it."

2015-09-23 04:17:56

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"I'll contract a fatal disease." Oh, wait, I just gave myself motivation. Dammit. I sighed, a long one, and got up, tilting the screen. I went over to the wall behind the couch. ...here goes nothing. I /hate/ this game. I put my tongue on the paint. I feel ridiculous. Not only that, but this tastes terrible.

2015-09-23 04:20:25

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"Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!" Spencer shouted.

"If you get him sick I swear to God Spencer."

"Oh you'll just take care of him like you always do~"

2015-09-23 04:22:25

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Once the five seconds was over -- which couldn't happen fast enough -- I returned to the couch. "You just think of this as some kind of twisted entertainment, don't you?" I picked up Pluto and set her on the keyboard. She sniffed at the speaker.

2015-09-23 04:28:39

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"Yes. Now your turn."

2015-09-23 04:29:34

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"You. Confess your undying love to my hamster, using descriptions of her appearance, like you were a romance junkie Shakespearean fanboy." I held Pluto up to the camera. She squeaked.

2015-09-23 04:41:38

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"Well I didn't say dare but, okay. Ivory help me out here. You're into that romance crap."

"It isn't crap."

"Twilight is crap. You like that."

2015-09-23 04:42:58

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Whatever, I haven't played this game in twenty years, give me a break. "It is not crap." Zane? Well, then. I didn't know he was a fan.

2015-09-23 04:44:22

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"...What? You actually like that." Spencer asked.

"You two are perfect for each other." Caimsere laughed. "Not even Lance will watch that with her."

"Because you don't watch Twilight because you have good tastes. You watch Twilight to get the bad taste 20 years of continuous let down has given you." Ivory commented.

2015-09-23 04:46:22

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"....I just liked the movies." Heh. Of course he did. Classic Zane, really.

2015-09-23 04:47:42