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"DOING IT!" Vincent pulled out his cellphone.

"It's an inside joke." Ivory finally was able to get in.

2015-09-23 01:48:48

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"Oh. Alright, I 'believe' you now, you don't have to bother him."

2015-09-23 01:50:11

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"Too late." Vincent was already calling Lance, putting the phone of speaker. On the second ring, he answered.

"What is it now, Vincent?"

"Laaaaaaaaaaaance. Are you and Ivory married?"

"Yes. Why?"

"Because Seculus wanted to know."

"Tell him we're married with a million children."

2015-09-23 01:51:55

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"....that isn't possible, though. Fortunately, since it's a joke, I don't have to try and figure out the logistics." Wait, did that come out of my mouth? "Sorry, nevermind. Sorry for interrupting...whatever it is you're doing, Lance, you don't have to play along."

2015-09-23 01:54:36

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"Possible?" Ivory chuckled. "Fuck that, I don't even want kids."

"He doesn't believe you." Vincent spoke.

"Well that's his problem. We're married and have a million kids and I said so. Now can I go back to Cale now?"

2015-09-23 01:56:16

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"I kept saying I was sorry for bothering--! ...just hang up and leave him alone now."

2015-09-23 01:57:32

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Vincent let out a soft whine, and hung up.

"Thank you Seculus." Ivory stated.

2015-09-23 01:58:28

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I sighed a little. "You're welcome, I suppose." "So, uh, eyy, Ivory, what happened with Twiggy?" "..........."

2015-09-23 02:00:56

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"Uh.... still a bitch, I guess you could say." Ivory stated.

"And I hate him too. Just because." Caismere added.

2015-09-23 02:01:44

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"Ugh, well, at least you're warning people. Oh yeah, Plushie, Plushie, lookit this!" They turned on their camera, grinning, and turned their head away to show their neck to the camera. Oh...um...? "...that's....very nice, Ren? Don't call me that, though."

2015-09-23 02:06:23

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Spencer stared for a moment. "Ivory...you didn't."

"I did." She answered.

"Why?" Vincent asked.

She sighed. "They offered, I needed it. I accepted."

2015-09-23 02:07:59

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"I didn't really see much of a problem with it under those circumstances." Again. It came out quietly, but I pretended like I hadn't said anything. "It isn't like she turned them. It's only a bite." "Yeah, Spencil. It's none of your business." "I didn't say /that/, but..."

2015-09-23 02:12:34

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"I'd never turn Ren. They're too precious to me."

"Lance said the same thing about you." Caismere said.

"And I prefer Ren having a long, normal, happy life with me."

"Also what Lance said!" Vincent chimed in.

2015-09-23 02:14:50

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"Awww, thanks. But we all know how that turned out."

2015-09-23 02:21:31

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"Well yeah, but....I can promise you turning will never be an option."

2015-09-23 02:23:25

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"Okaaay. If you say so. Hey, while we're at this, let's add Weeping Willow!" "Weeping...what?" "Zane, Plushie. That's Zane." Oh. It sounded like a cruel nickname for me at first.

2015-09-23 02:25:10

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"....Are you sure that's a good idea?" Ivory asked.

"Do it! It sounds like a great idea!" Spencer laughed.

2015-09-23 02:26:27

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"'Kay!" They added achromaticInnovator, and it took a few seconds for him to answer? "What? Hello? Am I needed for something?" "No, Ren just wanted you to join." "Oh, hello Seculus! How are you doing?" ".............fine."

2015-09-23 02:29:08

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"Ivory are you dating this one too?" Caismere asked.

"Actually, yes." She answered.

"Oh sweet! Ivory finally isn't a lesbian anymore." Spencer responded.

"As if!"

2015-09-23 02:31:10

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"Too?" "Just a joke they've kept bringing up for the last hour, pay it no mind." "Hiiii, Zaney!" "Hello." "This is Ivory's /actual/ boyfriend."

2015-09-23 02:32:37

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"I always knew he was going to date a man." Caismere chuckled.

Ivory rolled her eyes. "This is Caismere, Spencer, and Vincent."

"Hiiii!" Vincent exclaimed.

"It's no joke. Ivory is going marry everyone. Just you see!" Spencer responed.

2015-09-23 02:35:09

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"I do not think that is legal." "No, haha, it isn't." "...Seculus? Where are your wings?" "I just hid them. That's all." That's all. That's all. "I need to ask Lance about that still." "Oh." He sounded a little relieved. "Okay. So, um, why am I here?"

2015-09-23 02:38:05

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"They wanted you in the call." Ivory answered.

"Now you're here forever." Spencer spoke.

"One of us! One of us!" Vincent chanted.

2015-09-23 02:39:52

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"Forever? ....but I have work tonight."

2015-09-23 02:40:22

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"Ew work." Spencer made a face.

"Not everyone gets to do what they love, Spencer." Caismere stated.

"But I can." Vincent grinned.

2015-09-23 02:41:51