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I grinned. "HEY, AT LEAST I'M NOT AS BAD AS, OH, EVERY OTHER GUY YOU KNOW."

2015-09-21 01:26:36

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"And you're not every other guy I know."

2015-09-21 01:27:17

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"EXACTLY! Y'SEE WHAT I'M GETTING AT?"

2015-09-21 01:27:38

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"If you /were/ every guy I know, you'd be dead."

2015-09-21 01:28:27

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"AW, I KNEW I WAS SPECIAL."

2015-09-21 01:28:45

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"Maybe special ed."

2015-09-21 01:29:12

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"THAT'S A COMPLIMENT TO RETARDS EVERYWHERE."

2015-09-21 01:29:32

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"No it's not. They have to look at you as the poster child now."

2015-09-21 01:30:59

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"THEY'LL ALL DROOL. IT'LL MAKE YOU JEALOUS."

2015-09-21 01:32:54

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"Ew. Gross. No."

2015-09-21 01:33:31

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"YEAH IT WILL. BESIDES, I'LL SHOW YOU I'M NOT MENTALLY CHALLENGED WHEN OUR KID TURNS OUT TO BE QUICK AS A WHIP."

2015-09-21 01:35:25

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"Our /what./"

2015-09-21 01:36:03

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"KID. CHILD. RESULT OF REPRODUCTION. MINI-ME."

2015-09-21 01:37:13

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"No. No. /Absolutely not./ I hate children, let alone the fact of producing one from you."

2015-09-21 01:38:36

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I grinned. "THEN WE'LL HAVE TO USE SOME POWERFUL PROTECTION."

2015-09-21 01:39:39

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"You're not fucking me. /Ever./"

2015-09-21 01:41:18

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"I THINK YOU MEAN I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING YOU."

2015-09-21 01:43:39

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"No. You're not fucking me. Nope. Never."

2015-09-21 01:45:38

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"WELL SOMEBODY'S IN DENIAL."

2015-09-21 01:46:20

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"I am /not/ in denial."

2015-09-21 01:48:35

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"YOU'RE SO FAR IN DENIAL THE HIPPOS ARE PICKING YOUR HAIR OUT OF THEIR TEETH."

2015-09-21 01:49:23

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"More like you're in a fantasy world and you need to come down from your drug trip."

2015-09-21 01:53:55

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"I'M STANDING NEXT TO AN ICE CASTLE, PLEASE, SOBER ME UP."

2015-09-21 01:54:50

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"And how do you expect /me/ to do that?"

2015-09-21 01:55:12

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"EASY." I kissed her, of course.

2015-09-21 01:56:04