Cherubplay

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"Um, no, please do not." He was blushing a little, a bit flattered. "Who is Jacques?

2015-09-12 07:24:46

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"Too late." She was already setting up an account for him. "Jacques is another friends of Jackson,Lance, and I's. He's in New York actually."

"He did my nose piercing~."

2015-09-12 07:26:22

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"Wait, what are you doing?" He'd meant about being kissed. What was too late? "Reallyyy? How come he's never come over?"

2015-09-12 07:27:19

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"He prefers his own parlor. Though he always seems to jump for joy when I enter it."

"Because he wants to ink you."

"Yes, well that won't happen for a while." She sent Zane a private message containing the account info. "There you go. Just download the game and we all can teach you how to play."

2015-09-12 07:31:33

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"I wonder if his parlor's as nice as the spider's." "I thought this game was pay-to-play? You did not buy me an account, did you?"

2015-09-12 07:35:17

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"Yep!" She giggled.

flirtatiousSiren joined the call. His skype picture of a vocaloid . However, his arrival was mostly known by his music playing in the background. "My my my, it seems the queen has graced me with her presence today."

"Indeed I have."

"Now to what seems to be occasion?"

"Introducing the King to my servant. Say hi to Zane. And Ren."

"Wait, what."

2015-09-12 07:43:07

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"Wait, what? Is that legal?" "Of course it is, I have several." "I do not think I believe you on these matters anymore. Um, hello." "Hiiii!"

2015-09-12 07:46:12

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"Wait a second. The /king/ is a male."

"Yes Dillion. Zane is a he." Ivory responded, slightly annoyed.

Only music from his end for a few moments. "God /DAMMIT./ YOU MEAN I HAD A CHANCE?!"

"Honey you never had a chance." Jackson joined in. "You won't even join us in WoW."

"Because I refuse to join the nerd brigade."

2015-09-12 07:51:10

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"Name-calling's not nice, Pickle-san, Terezi said so." "You just...contradicted...oh, nevermind. Yes, I am male. Is that a problem?"

2015-09-12 07:53:18

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"Terezi is also thoroughly pissed at me." Ivory pointed out. "I have no problem with it. Dillion is just convinced I'm only into women."

"BECAUSE YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING LESBIAN!"

"Don't shout Dillion, Spencer might tell Xzavier to break your computer again." Jackson added.

"Ah, those two are hanging out right now. As long as my musics up they can't hear shit."

"IF YOU'RE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME I'LL FUCKING COME IN THERE AND SET YOUR MATTRESS ON FIRE!" Kermit the frog called from Dillion's end.

2015-09-12 07:57:53

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Ren would have laughed, but instead they went quiet. If Spencer and Xzavier knew they were there, they might...yell at them again....... They looked a little scared on the camera. Zane frowned. "Do not yell at her, I do not appreciate it."

2015-09-12 08:01:16

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"And what will you do if I do?" Dillion asked.

"I'll tell Lance you're hitting on me again~" Ivory responded for Zane.

Dillion whined like a small, hurt animal. "Oh no."

"Thought so."

Jackson couldn't help but laugh. "Lance can always shut Dillion up quick."

"And so can I."

"Ivory you're not that scary looking. You have to get on a stool to reach the top shelf."

"So do you."

2015-09-12 08:05:16

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"Nah, height doesn't dictate intimidation factor. But Zane /is/ pretty scare when he wants to be." "I am sorry about before. Either way, you flirting with my girlfriend is not approved of, so if you would not mind stopping."

2015-09-12 08:09:25

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"Awe, does that mean platonic kisses are off limits too?" Jackson asked, genuinely upset.

"He's no fun."

"And you're an idiot." Ivory countered.

"I may not know much-..." Dillion cut himself off, forgetting what he was going to day.

2015-09-12 08:12:36

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Ren laughed. "At least you have the sense to admit that!" "Well, this is not something I would rather be fun than than conservative about."

2015-09-12 08:14:24

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"Ah, I wouldn't worry about Dillion. He'll realize his rent money is due soon and he'll behave real quick."

"Wait..." Dillon paused. "GOD DAMMIT IT IS"

Jackson laughed. "Time to mooch off your followers~."

"Or preform a virgin sacrifice like you nerds are doing right now."

2015-09-12 08:17:10

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"Is that going on in the background of this call and I missed it? ...maybe I should not be here." "Why didn't you tell me earlier?! What's the volcano we're appeasing?"

2015-09-12 08:18:29

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"The money lord called capitalism." Dillion answered.

"We just need a suitable volunteer."

Ivory remained quiet. Well then. Now where would they find that? Ha,ha.

2015-09-12 08:21:19

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"Weeell, I bet a few of my readers would be willing to throw themselves into economical lava for my sake."

2015-09-12 08:22:30

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"Well that won't be needed. We already have a virgin here now." Jackson giggled.

2015-09-12 08:23:34

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"Wow, Zane, how old are you again?" "Wh--stop that. No, I am not, actually." He had a tight frown and would've been red if he could. He didn't like this conversation.

2015-09-12 08:26:51

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"Hmmmm....What about you Ren? You seem pure enough."

2015-09-12 08:27:25

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"Haaaahahaha. If only. I don't like it, but I'm not --" They paused, got up, and just walked away from the computer for a minute. No, fuck that, they knew what kind of trouble accidentally mentioning their past over these calls could get them into. Zane raised an eyebrow.

2015-09-12 08:29:37

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"Well looks like once again we have to fall back on our Pure Angel. Ivoryyyyy, you've been awfully quiet <3"

"Sh-shut up." She stuttered out, trying to blow it off as nothing.

2015-09-12 08:34:18

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"What is wrong with that? I would have remained a virgin myself if I had had better warning." Weirdly enough, his dad had never given him the birds and the bees talk. He had to learn in Sex Ed, and that class was absolutely terrible.

2015-09-12 08:36:40