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  "If only Anndrea fucked off to Timbuktu."

  2015-09-04 01:43:17
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  "If only Anndrea became a lesbian."

  2015-09-04 01:44:26
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  "She's not already?"

  2015-09-04 01:44:43
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  "...Well she's dating Seculus, so I don't know."

  2015-09-04 01:44:59
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  "Psh. Dating him is like dating a parakeet. I'm not giving her credit for that."

  2015-09-04 01:46:23
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  "Well she does like birds."

  2015-09-04 01:48:09
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  "Let's hope she sticks him in a cage and tries feeding him birdseed."

  2015-09-04 01:51:19
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  "Neuter him first, I don't want him having more bird babies."

  2015-09-04 01:53:10
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  "We'd have to find a vet willing to do that first."

  2015-09-04 01:58:28
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  "Or just do it ourselves because who cares if it kills him?"

  2015-09-04 01:59:09
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  "Eh, good point. There's probably an online tutorial somewhere."

  2015-09-04 01:59:47
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  "Probably, but for actual birds."

  2015-09-04 02:01:04
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  "It's the same thing, could it really be that hard? Now to find a big enough cage."

  2015-09-04 02:01:59
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  "You do have a point there."

  2015-09-04 02:02:58
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  "And if we fuck it up then it'll have the same effect. Maybe we can borrow one of those ones from the zoo."

  2015-09-04 02:03:57
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  "Terezi's apartment isn't /that/ big, and neither is the bird's. I don't think Spyders would like the cage either."

  2015-09-04 02:08:39
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  "Who said we'd take it /out/ of the zoo?"

  2015-09-04 02:09:04
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  "Well I want to be able to look at him without Terezi breaking and entering to get him out."

  2015-09-04 02:11:30
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  "Dammit, good point. Well, there /is/ a whole forest right here."

  2015-09-04 02:12:33
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  "Good idea, lets use that."

  2015-09-04 02:13:42
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  "Now to get the cage. Bet it won't be too hard to get a part-time job there, too. You deal with neutering, and clip his wings again, but don't slice 'em right off. Otherwise he just looks like a guy in a cage and someone might do something about it."

  2015-09-04 02:15:18
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  "Why do /I/ have to fix him, you're the one with the same set of parts as him."

  2015-09-04 02:15:58
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  "Because you're used to it."

  2015-09-04 02:17:11
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  I furrowed my eyebrows. "What are you implying?"

  2015-09-04 02:18:03
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  I smirked a little. "Well, y'know, seemed like you and Dameien were pretty close."

  2015-09-04 02:20:55

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