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Oh. Yes. /That./ I grinned. "You ever tried cutting off the wings of an angel? A suicidal angel in particular."

2015-09-03 23:02:09

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"NO ONE EVER LETS ME HAVE SHARP THINGS, SO NO. HOLY SHIT. YOU SERIOUSLY DID THAT? DID HE THROW HIMSELF INTO TRAFFIC YET?"

2015-09-03 23:04:05

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"No, not yet. He found some goth bitch who makes him feel better or something."

2015-09-03 23:05:22

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"DAMMIT. EW, IVORY? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE." Then I noticed her tail. "AND WHAT HAPPENED THERE? I'M GONNA DECAPITATE WHOEVER DID THAT."

2015-09-03 23:06:58

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"He did that. Which I'll cut him for next time I see him." I frowned. "Ivory was her name? I wasn't sure."

2015-09-03 23:08:01

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"YEAH. SPYDERS WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT HER. LOOKS LIKE HE GOT OVER HER THOUGH. OR SOUNDS LIKE IT." I made a grossed-out face. "I'LL JUST GO TO HIS HOUSE AND SHOVE HIM OUT THE WINDOW. THE TWIG WOULDN'T STOP ME."

2015-09-03 23:09:54

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"...Sounds like it?" I raised an eyebrow. Hmmmm? Sounds?

2015-09-03 23:10:29

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"HE'S IN THE NEXT ROOM BANGING SOME RANDOM BLONDE. I DRUGGED MYSELF BEFORE I WOULD STAY AWAKE AND LISTEN TO THAT."

2015-09-03 23:12:59

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...He's....wha- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I hunched over and began to laugh. That is hilarious! Oh God, I can't even put words into how funny that is. Oh God. My ribs hurt from laughing so much.

2015-09-03 23:14:59

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I hit her with the pillow again. "YEAH, IT'S FUNNY IN THEORY, BUT DAMN IF IT ISN'T ANNOYING AS HELL."

2015-09-03 23:17:20

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Hey! Don't hit me. I grabbed the pillow and smacked him back with it. "AND SO IS THIS!"

2015-09-03 23:19:46

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I laughed and covered my head with my arms. "THERE GOES THE SHIRT!"

2015-09-03 23:21:11

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"/Don't you dare./"

2015-09-03 23:21:34

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"TOO LATE! I'M A RULE-FOLLOWER, Y'KNOW!" I pulled my shirt over my head, leaving the tie. Hell yeah, I look like Magic Mike.

2015-09-03 23:23:03

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I dropped the pillow. Well this was..."Put the shirt back on, /now./"

2015-09-03 23:25:28

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"NAH." I'm not a bodybuilder, but I'm lean. Could do well at rugby. And I had this badass starburst scar too on my chest. The thing's huge. No idea where it came from, but it was probably worth it whatever it was.

2015-09-03 23:34:28

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"/Yes./" Well shit, I didn't expect that scar at least. Didn't exactly look healthy either.

2015-09-03 23:36:54

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"WHAT? AM I MAKING YOU NERVOUS?"

2015-09-03 23:38:51

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"Why the hell would you make me nervous?! You're /you./ Not menacing in the slightest."

2015-09-03 23:39:45

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"WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MENACING?"

2015-09-03 23:40:12

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"YOU'D HAVE TO BE MENACING TO MAKE SOMEONE LIKE /ME/ NERVOUS!"

2015-09-03 23:40:40

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I laughed. "WOAH, CHILL, SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO RELAX TO ME."

2015-09-03 23:41:27

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"More like you need to put your clothes back on."

2015-09-03 23:43:03

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"SO IT IS MAKING YOU NERVOUS." I reached for my pants.

2015-09-03 23:43:48

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"/Don't you dare./"

2015-09-03 23:45:02