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"No, that's not how that works. You can't just /walk/ into the park like that, Ren. There is security." Ivory spoke, pointing out the flaws of Ren's current theory on the creepypasta the three of them were reading. Yes, three. Ren was on her left, and Zane was on her right. Lance was his room, talking to Cammie on the phone about..something. She didn't particularly care enough to find out. Kinsley was in her room looking up some physics theory on her laptop, which left the three of them alone in the living. Honestly, Ivory enjoyed the company of both of them. They seemed to be getting along well. Well...no one was fighting yet so she considered that well.

2015-08-01 05:26:16

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"If it's the end of the day they have to be a little more lax, since everyone's leaving and they're tired anywaaays. It can't be /that/ hard," Ren protested as Zane squinted at the white text on the screen, trying to figure out what was so 'creepy' about Mickey Mouse. As of yet he'd felt a bit out-of-place, having no common interests with both of them and sort of just watching as they looked up 'scary stories'. Also, he wasn't sure if he trusted Ren. They didn't seem particularly...stable.

2015-08-01 05:31:31

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"Yes. Yes it can. I've been there. They don't want Mickey Mouse to get Mickey Shanked or something. Florida is full of drug addicts and alligators, so they /have/ to have security up 24-7." Ivory knew Disney World like it was the back of her hand. There was no /way/ this could of happened without someone knowing.

2015-08-01 05:40:38

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"Aw, so I can't fulfill my dream. But what about the drug addicts who can afford to pay admission, hmmm?"

2015-08-01 06:56:03

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"Please don't shank Mickey Mouse, he doesn't get paid anywhere enough to afford that...as for the drug addicts? They're in Miami doing a few lines of coke behind the bars."

2015-08-01 06:57:40

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"If that were true then prisons would be overcrowded, some of them have to get out on parole." "....wait, why are you stabbing mascots?" "Because they're eeeeevil." "No, not, not really, they are just very hot...." "Oh, are they now?" "In Florida, in thick full-body suits, yes, they are." "Didn't know you were into that kinda thing." "...what?"

2015-08-01 07:05:50

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"Honey, if you know what the fuck you're doing you don't get caught with drugs. Trust me." She didn't really question the...other part of that. Was it her place to? Probably not.

2015-08-01 07:07:24

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"Well, /that/ explains a lot." "I do not think I could fit in one, what are you saying?" "Nevermiiiind, you big doof."

2015-08-01 07:14:47

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"Actually you'd be surprised as to the height requirements to work there. I know the princesses have to be at least 5'4 and no taller than 5'9."

2015-08-01 07:18:11

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"Probably so people can't stick the cute little things in their souvenir bags and walk away." "That does not make sense." "It's not supposed tooo, don't think about it too hard."

2015-08-01 07:21:06

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"Nah it's for 'authenticity' or something." She put air quotes over 'authenticity'. "My friends were pretty certain they wanted me to be Snow White when I became old enough to work there but never grew an inch after turning 13."

2015-08-01 07:22:22

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"Awww, that's too bad, you'd make a great one~" "Y-you would, um, maybe if you wore high heels?" "/Pffffft/."

2015-08-01 07:24:39

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"I do all the time....but I don't think I how I could be Snow Whi-"

"Hey Snow White." Lance moved into the room with a wide grin on his face, phone still in his hand.

"/Fuck you./"

2015-08-01 07:26:52

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"Helloooo, Lancey!" "Were you listening? Ivory, why are you swearing at him?"

2015-08-01 07:29:25

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"Because I am the only one who is allowed to piss her off. Hello 'Rennie'" Clearly Lance has been talking to Cameron a /little/ too much. "'Cammie' wants to know what you want for your birthday."

"My birthday doesn't exist."

"So tell him to drop 2 grand just for you as well as come visit?"

"/No./"

2015-08-01 07:32:24

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Ren made a face, but looked curiously at her. Her birthday was coming up? "Come on, when is it?" "Oh, your birthday is soon?" Crap, Zane had no idea what to buy. And he definitely didn't have two thousand dollars to 'drop'.

2015-08-01 07:38:30

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Lance laughed. "You didn't tell theeemmm?" He hummed.

"I stopped aging before I even turned 19, why would I?"

"Because your birth is something to be celebrated."

"...And how old are you again? Two thousand? Three thousand?"

"You're intentionally avoiding the subject." He then looked to Zane and Ren. "It's February tenth, by the way. Don't let her convince you otherwise."

"...I am /not/."

"You're lying and you know I know it."

2015-08-01 07:45:14

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"Just because you stop aging physically, does not mean you do not age mentally..." "He has a point, sooo, the tenth, is it? Come on, that's so soon, why didn't you tell me earlier? Ivoryyyyy!"

2015-08-01 07:50:03

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"Because it's not important."

"Because she hates people acknowledging what a wonderful person she is and feels like people shouldn't reciprocate anything. Ever." This was sarcastic, somewhat. "Anyways, What do you want?"

"Nothing. And do not tell Cameron to spend anything on me."

"So three grand?"

"/Lance no./"

"/Lance yes!/"

2015-08-01 07:54:18

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"Um, what /do/ you want, I am not capable of just giving you a large sum of money and leaving it at that, so..." "I probably could if I wanted, but I think I'd rather go to a thrift store and buy the weirdest thing I can find."

2015-08-01 07:56:26

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"I don't want anything." She pulled her hood over her head, now obviously embarrassed.

Another chuckle from Lance. "I hope you know Cameron can hear this conversation as well." The phone was grasped firmly in his hand, and the sound of Irish laughter emitting from it.

"...you're doing this on purpose aren't you."

"Only a little." He winked.

2015-08-01 08:01:04

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Of course that asshole was on the phone too. "If you won't teeeeell, look forward to getting a singing frog tea set!" "Thrift stores have those?" "Of course they do."

2015-08-01 08:04:45

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"...Please don't."

"Buy her the entire store."

"Please don't do that either!"

"LANCE CAN I BUY HER SOME LUCKY CHARMS?!" The Irish called out.

"Oh my god." Ivory whispered, her hair falling in front of her face. She wanted to by /anywhere/ but here right now.

2015-08-01 08:08:03

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"If you do, I'm taking them." "......." Zane awkwardly reached out and patted her on the back. "...uh....I will not get you anything, if you really do not want it...."

2015-08-01 08:09:42

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Lance rolled his eyes. "The irish and their fucking Lucky Charms.Anyway, I'll let him know to surprise you. Have fun with your friends." He went back to his room.

"..." She just sat there quietly, not really wanting to say anything.

2015-08-01 08:11:57