Cherubplay

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"You'd be surprised what people would pay for."

2015-07-22 08:09:24

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"Not really, as I've seen advertisements for grape peelers and rabbit dating services. The money for marketing had to come from somewhere."

2015-07-22 08:11:01

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"A rabbit dating service? Really? That's sad, even rabbits have better luck than I do at finding mates."

2015-07-22 08:12:16

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"Considering their rate of reproduction and non-pickiness when it comes to choosing partners, that isn't surprising."

2015-07-22 08:17:09

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"Yes but some bunnies aren't even let out of their cages, let alone on the internet."

2015-07-22 08:18:03

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"They also don't have thumbs. I think it's the owners doing the picking for them."

2015-07-22 08:18:50

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"Well don't let Raven know about it, or else he might consider it as well."

2015-07-22 08:21:02

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"Does he have pet rabbits he's interested in breeding?"

2015-07-22 08:21:27

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"Give enough time and he might say I'm the pet rabbit."

2015-07-22 08:23:59

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"Surely rabbit owners would get suspicious at the pictures."

2015-07-22 08:26:32

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"...You'd be surprised at how much of a wingman Raven can be."

2015-07-22 08:28:31

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"I wasn't aware rabbits needed wingmen."

2015-07-22 08:28:46

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"Everyone does. Some more than others."

2015-07-22 08:30:22

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"It doesn't seem you even have that problem, though. Am I correct in assuming you're dating 'Raven'?"

2015-07-22 08:32:28

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She paused before laughing. "No, no. Not at all. Him and I are just close friends."

2015-07-22 08:33:42

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Oooookay, that was news, he'd thought he was wandering around with a woman in a relationship. He almost stopped walking entirely to process this. "...oh."

2015-07-22 08:39:12

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"...What?" She asked, confused. "Have I said something wrong?"

2015-07-22 08:41:30

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"No, not at all, I just...wasn't expecting that."

2015-07-22 08:44:54

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"I see. Well a lot of people assume that Raven ad I are dating at first, and you probably won't be the last."

2015-07-22 08:46:25

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"For the most part it's a logical assumption, though I should've figured it out myself from your complaining about lacking a 'mate'..." He sped up his walk again, running a finger over his lips thoughtfully.

2015-07-22 08:49:12

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"Well everyone considers dating their best friend at least once their life, and if they don't then they have shitty friends or are a dirty liar."

2015-07-22 08:51:15

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"That contradicts your earlier statement, as, um, hypothetical Person B is what I guess one could call Person A's 'best friend', yet you indirectly labeled them as shitty."

2015-07-22 08:53:40

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"Then you need better friends." No. She did not forget about this 'hypothetical situation' was about him.

2015-07-22 08:55:26

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"That...isn't really an option." Too bad. He'd hoped she had. It was embarrassing.

2015-07-22 08:58:48

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"And why is that?"

2015-07-22 08:59:23