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"You're not dating or being chased by goddamn psychopaths!" he snapped.

With what? Your gun?

2015-07-19 10:47:54

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"But trying to separate him and I like we're children isn't going to help either!" She countered.

Sure.

But-

Clarenz shut up I'm listening to thing one and two scream at each other.

2015-07-19 10:49:07

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"You're both acting like it, and I'll put you in timeout if I have to!"

Uuuuuggh, I've heard enough screaming for one day.

Technically speaking they haven't reached a volume that could be labeled "screaming" quite yet, they're still at the yelling level.

And now Encyclopedia Brown's back in action. Go read a book or something.

2015-07-19 10:52:50

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"And what?! What will you do?!" She got to her feet now. "Tell Zane that it's a bad idea to see me?! Tell them that these memories are fucking terrible?! I've /tried Cale! I don't want this! I don't fucking want /any/ of this!"

Yes well Cale and Ivory's arguments are much better than Madison and I trying to get Zane and Ivory to talk.

2015-07-19 10:55:32

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"Yes I will, and if you don't want it then you'll stay away from him, because that's the only goddamn solution right now!"

/Now/ it may qualify as screaming. Lance is sure to come running any second, leaving is probably a good idea right about now.

This Madison guy sounds like a douche. And he's an angel? I like him already.

2015-07-19 10:59:12

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"THAT ISN'T A SOLUTION FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

Eh, give it a couple more minutes, and he's pretty decent.

You thought he was attractive as well.

You want to lose your hand?

No.

Then shut up.

...Okay.

2015-07-19 11:02:49

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"WELL IT'S THE ONLY ONE WE'VE GOT!"

Really, huh. Well, if you say so. Good luck with your feathery boyfriend.

She said he was attractive, not that they were currently in a relationship. You shouldn't assume things like that, and 'feathery' isn't as much of a distinguishing feature for some, such as I, so you shouldn't use it to generalize about angels either.

I'd ask if you want to lose a hand too but I really can't follow up on that threat, so I'll just consider plucking your tiny little pigeon wings instead.

2015-07-19 11:13:50

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"NO THERE ISN'T! THERE HAS TO BE SOME OTHER WAY!"

For once, nerd here is right. You shouldn't assume things like that. Someone might kill you for that.

2015-07-19 11:15:58

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"GUESS WHAT, THERE'S NOT, BECAUSE IT CAN'T BE FIXED AND IT'LL JUST GET WORSE!"

I'm guessing that someone is you.

I'm not sure what you mean by 'for once', everything I say is logically and factually accurate, thus qualifying as 'right'.

2015-07-19 11:20:09

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"HOW WORSE COULD IT GET, CALE?! WE'RE NOT HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD! THE MEMORIES WILL RUN OUT!"

Don't flatter yourself buddy. I said for once for a reason. Yes.

2015-07-19 11:21:39

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"AFTER TWENTY YEARS OR SO! IT COULD GO FROM THIS TO THOUGHTS, OR EMOTIONS, OR EVEN INSANITY!"

....oh.

Yeah, good luck shooting me from over there. Hey, you rendered him speechless. You're learning, padawan.

2015-07-19 11:27:52

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"I'M ALREADY INSANE! THERES NOT MUCH WORSE THIS CAN DO TO ME! I CAN'T CONTROL ZANE! I'M NOT HIS BEST FRIEND! I'M NOT ANYTHING!"

Thanks.

...Lance is coming.

Dammit.

2015-07-19 11:30:39

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"WHAT YOU /ARE/ IS AN ANNOYING LITTLE KID WHO PULLS HIM TO YOU LIKE A MAGNET UNTIL HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR HIM! JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET WORSE DOESN'T MEAN THE SAME CAN BE SAID FOR HIM!"

Fuck, abort, abort! Cale, /shut the fuck upppp/?!

2015-07-19 20:20:10

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"BECAUSE ZANE-"

"ENOUGH!" Lance moved into the room, hands in the air. "Screaming at each other like this won't fix anything."

Now the fun police is here. Good job Clarenz

How is this my fault?

It's always your fault.

Okay.

2015-07-20 01:12:50

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He clenched his fists and snapped "Yeah, because she won't /listen/."

Is it his fault if a chasm suddenly opens up underneath you and swallows you whole?

That would be a literal fault, and the doing of forces of nature, not any one person.

Did I /ask/ for commentary?

No, but you did ask a question, which I answered truthfully.

Get over here.

No, why would I do that?

You can't answer questions nobody asked you if you can't hear them, now get over here.

Ordering me twice over isn't making me any more inclined to follow your instructions, only less. Wait, what are you -- OW!

GOT 'EM!

2015-07-20 04:55:32

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"Because you're being unreasonable!"

"I said /enough/ Ivory!"

She went silent. God damn those bond urges.

Wait...Book boy is deaf? Little shit can't hear a thing?! IT'S THE BEST THING EVER! Hallelujah!

..It's not nice to make fun of someones disability.

2015-07-20 05:00:29

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He glared at her, but shut up as well. He didn't need Lance pissed at him, too.

Yep, well, mostly, which makes it better if anything.

WHAT IS SHE SAYING?!

Read my lips: "It's fucking Christmas morning".

/What's/ fucking????

2015-07-20 05:07:11

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He slowly lowered his arms. "Now, I'm sure /all/ of us can come up with something if we work together that doesn't involve almost killing each other."

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! WHAAAAAT! <3

2015-07-20 05:09:52

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"Yeah, definitely, if she didn't shoot down everything I say."

IS SHE YELLING? I THINK SHE'S YELLING.

So're you, cut it out.

I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE SAYING SOMETHING TO ME BUT YOU NEED TO FACE ME OR GIVE THOSE BACK IF I'M GOING TO KNOW WHAT.

SHUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

2015-07-20 05:13:06

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"What did you think was going to happen? You two /never/ agree on /anything/."

HAHAHAHAHHA CLARENZ I SWEAR IF I DIE LAUGHING FROM THIS YOU'RE COMING TO HELL WITH ME!

2015-07-20 05:15:26

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"I told her every solution I could think of, okay?"

Yeah, you two have fun with that.

JUST GIVE THEM BACK ALREADY.

Only if you promise to stop talking.

WHAT?

I SAID SHUT UP!

WHAT?

2015-07-20 06:36:29

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"But have you talked to Zane about it at all. His opinion counts too."

Okay this is annoying now, give them back.

2015-07-20 06:39:37

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".....I was going to next."

Whatever. You still wanna trade?

...thank you. What are we trading and how?

Your body.

Hold on, I'm not trading that to anyone for any price, thank you very much.

2015-07-20 06:47:27

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"Then do that now, because it isn't fair to jump to any solution without consulting him first."

Sure, I'll just sell him on the black market if he becomes too much of a pain.

Selling people is illegal.

No shit.

2015-07-20 06:49:03

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"I was going to do that just as soon as I figured out what the fuck was going on."

He doesn't count as a people.

No I don't, because that refers to an entire ethnicity and not an individual.

You /sure/ he's better with the hearing aids?

2015-07-20 06:54:33