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"I'm not anyone else."

Yes it is. I'm figuring that out myself. Just ....take over and be stupid?

2015-07-19 08:56:33

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"I can see that. Fine. Whatever. She'll be dead eventually at this rate."

I meant getting the question wrong, she sorta overreacted. That sounds fun. Ehh, kinda a pain though, and Kinsley'd be yapping at me the whole time. I'll just take over and bash his head against a wall for a while until Kin's dizzy.

2015-07-19 09:00:51

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"As if she can die. The only person who could even come close to killing her, won't, and that's the other one." She leaned back in her chair.

Well, right now he's crying and screaming in pain, so you'll have to excuse him for a minute. As for Kinsley? Like I said, we can trade.

2015-07-19 09:03:10

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"Fucking immortals. It doesn't work if they don't actually exist."

I dunno if screams of agony are better than talking, though. He's damaged goods now. Maybe once he heals up.

It's an unsolvable paradox, unless the term 'lifting' is inaccurate because of the incapability of a stone to take up so much space that it cannot be moved to any other location. The question is flawed, therefore there is no correct answer.

Looks like ten minutes are up.

2015-07-19 09:11:29

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"...He does."

Fuck. Here Kinsley, you take care of the child.

2015-07-19 09:12:24

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His eyes narrowed. "You're pulling my leg."

Why is there a child here? There's no possible way someone who hasn't reached some kind of maturity would be entrusted with this sort of responsibility.

Nevermind, screaming's better.

2015-07-19 09:19:21

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"If you do't believe me, you can ask Lance. He's the one who told me about him, so..."

You haven't seen how he acts then.

But you shot me!

You deserved it!

...-sniff sniff-

2015-07-19 09:21:24

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"I will, because there's no way someone like that could be real and not do shit about this."

...oh no. You do realize you're stuck with him until your circumstances change, so if you build up resentment for him to hold towards you, the first chance he gets he will retaliate with full force.

Yeah, you weren't watching either conversation at all, were you.

I was distracted.

By what, my hair? That question wasn't /that/ hard.

Paradoxes tend to be extremely difficult and usually impossible to puzzle out, so yes it was.

Seriously, though. You were just kind of staring at me. It was creeping me out.

2015-07-19 09:29:29

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"He's...apparently really quiet." She looked at the ground. The subject of him was never a good one to her.

Let him. I'd like to see him try.

2015-07-19 09:34:08

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"Riiiight. That's an excuse." She was starting to look uncomfortable. Annoyingly, that was starting to make him feel guilty.

Such is the phrase "there is no try, there is only do", meaning you would gladly accept any retribution he may commit himself to.

You don't understand the concept of 'he's a wimp', do you? And cut the staring already, you're not even zoning out.

2015-07-19 09:43:18

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"Well, I'm not him." At least that's what she told herself.

Please tell me he is not another big huge gay.

2015-07-19 09:44:39

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"Of course not, if you were 'really quiet' for more than ten seconds I'd convert."

No clue, I don't think he ever looks up from his encyclopedia set long enough to consider romance, homo or otherwise.

If I truly spent as much time as you imply reading it, I would be blind by now.

You wear glasses, isn't that pretty much the same thing?

Glasses are meant to improve eyesight, not return it.

They're like eight inches thick.

That's impossible to manufacture, for one thing, the lenses would jut out and definitely wouldn't fit into the frames.

2015-07-19 09:52:23

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"To what? Worshiping the devil?"

Please don't give me another gay, I ALREADY KNOW TWO. TWO IS ENOUGH. I AM IN CHARGE OF ONE OF THESE FAGGOTS!

... That isn't a nice word to use.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOT!

2015-07-19 09:54:31

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"You don't need any followers."

Woah, calm down there. She doesn't seem too bad.

The politically correct term is homosexual, and the one you just used refers to specifically male homosexuals. Therefore, it doesn't apply to Ivory.

Wait, there's an entry on homos in that thing? Gimme.

...no, you can't touch it, you'll just tear the pages out.

Eh, can't disagree with that.

2015-07-19 10:00:35

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"As if I want you to follow me."

...Ivory doesn't identify as female.

Clarenz?

Yes?

Shut the fuck up.

2015-07-19 10:02:32

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"As if I want to follow you. I'd rather follow a sentient marshmallow."

Oh, really? No, please, continue.

Ehhhh, this isn't fun anymore.

2015-07-19 10:13:04

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"Sure. Lets go with that nonsense."

Well, uhm, she identifies as Androgynous, or a more umbrella term, Non-binary.

Oh God some one stop them both.

2015-07-19 10:15:41

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"It's not nonsense if the marshmallow makes a better leader."

Ah. And that is why one of you is male and the other is female?

Hey Kinsley.

What is it now?

This statement is false.

No it isn't. I mean, it is. I mean....what is......

2015-07-19 10:25:05

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"Then let them lead, I hate people anyway."

Yes- wait stop.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH thank you. Hearing Clarenz speak is like the sound of cats drowning.

2015-07-19 10:26:53

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"And they hate you right back."

Why would I stop? The look on his face is hilarious. Just wish it wasn't pointed at me still. Welcome, but you sure? You seem like the kind of person who likes that sound.

2015-07-19 10:32:54

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"I know."

Not when I'm not the one drowning them. Though I might need your assistance for that.

2015-07-19 10:36:50

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"Good, well, that was a /fun/ topic, what were we talking about, oh right, fuck off my roommate."

Eh. I'm not in the mood.

2015-07-19 10:41:33

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"Like that'll work."

And what? This place is provides enough entertainment?

2015-07-19 10:42:50

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"It will, and even if it doesn't, I don't want you anywhere near him if it means your devils and that fucking angel get a chance to cook up more harebrained schemes."

Not really, but it doesn't provide cats or water to drown them in either.

2015-07-19 10:44:44

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"Because that went so well with Terezi and Tassek. She thought it was better for them if she fucking /left for 6 months/ and look at them now."

Exactly. We could suffocate Clarenz, that is the next best thing.

2015-07-19 10:46:20