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"Stay away from him. I don't want either of us getting any more of yours, and I don't want you getting his."

2015-07-19 07:30:03

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She rolled her eyes. "Is that all you want to tell me?"

2015-07-19 07:31:17

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"That and I'm going to strangle your devil if I ever meet her."

2015-07-19 07:34:25

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"Wonderful. She's been my head for nineteen years, do you /really/ think she'd come out now, of all times?"

2015-07-19 07:35:28

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"I'll drag her out by the tail if I have to."

2015-07-19 07:36:11

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"I'd like to see you try."

2015-07-19 07:37:08

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"Lance would help me, so it wouldn't be that hard."

2015-07-19 07:37:54

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"Lance also knows putting her in New York is a terrible idea."

Fuck you both I'm right here.

2015-07-19 07:39:06

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"I told you, I'd strangle her first, so it wouldn't matter."

Right where, exactly? On the metaphysical plane location has no real meaning, as the surroundings can change to suit the occupant.

Speak English or shut up, moron.

2015-07-19 07:41:31

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"Because just interacting with her in general is a good idea."

Oh God it's worse than Clarenz talking. Stop. Now.

2015-07-19 07:44:27

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"It is if it'll stop her from interacting with anyone ever again."

Now? Which now? By the same logic, time has no purpose either, as our conversations may take place in mere seconds or even hours of their measurement.

/Shuuuuuuuuuuuuut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppp/.

2015-07-19 07:49:13

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"And she won't interact with anyone if she stays in my head."

If I find some way to give you my gun, will you please shoot him in the jaw?

2015-07-19 07:54:10

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"Except that Madison guy and whatever part of your head she fucked up."

Oh yes please.

You aren't capable of using a gun, even if physical damage meant anything here.

2015-07-19 07:57:22

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"Cale, all of me is fucked up."

Fucking /watch him/, bitch. I'll kill all of New York if it will get you to shut up.

2015-07-19 07:58:56

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"No kidding, but I meant the part that has a bullet-hole through it."

Statistically speaking, that isn't possible, since new people are moving and being born into the state every second. Even if you did somehow manage to wipe out all of the current residents in one fell swoop, those who were out-of-state would survive and most likely return to find out what had become of their loved ones.

Watch this. Hey Kinsley, can God make a stone that he can't lift?

Of course he can. He -- ...wait. If he's omnipotent, then...this doesn't....

Okay, I broke him for at least ten minutes. You're welcome.

.......

2015-07-19 08:03:25

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"Well getting her out won't fix anything, it'll just cause more problems."

Thank /you/. I'd high five you right now but unfortunately I can't.

2015-07-19 08:06:31

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"It will if she's dead, what part of that don't you get."

The thought's good enough. If he ever slept I'd stitch his mouth shut.

2015-07-19 08:09:27

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"Because you can't kill her. I know that much."

Trade you Clarenz for Kinsley, I can break him in.

2015-07-19 08:10:59

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"Pretty sure I can."

Depends, what's Clarenz like? I wanna fair trade here.

2015-07-19 08:27:29

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"No. You can't."

...Clarenz!~

..Yes?

Speak.

Uh...about what?

Anything.

Uhm, okay....hi?

2015-07-19 08:29:21

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"And why not?"

Wow, he says NOTHING! Ehhh, but I might get bored after a while. Does he do tricks?

2015-07-19 08:32:42

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"Because I don't want you making things worse indirectly. If she did it, she can fix it."

Threaten him and he'll give information on anything you need. The cons? He's a big huge gay so he might hit on you.

2015-07-19 08:34:49

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"Not according to Lance. They fucked up /that/ bad."

Only if I threaten him, huh? That itself is a plus. Hey, Clarabelle. I'm holding a knife to your throat. What color are my socks?

2015-07-19 08:41:43

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"Well even to Lance I say no to letting her out. I don't care how bad it is. I'll just...deal with it."

Uhm....Blue.

Wrong answer, it's a trick question.

OW FUCK! You shot me!

Now tell him what he wants to hear before I shoot more that just your knee. :]

AHH! OKAY! OKAY! JUST DON'T SHOOT AGAIN!

2015-07-19 08:45:40

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"Are you kidding me? Anyone else would jump at the chance."

Woah. It's not that big a deal, really. Hm... How the hell do I get out of here?

2015-07-19 08:55:18