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  "I'm an adult, I know that much. I don't know if it's Hell or just how we are but it seemed that my siblings and myself stopped aging once we reached adulthood."

  2016-09-28 06:04:03
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  "...probably how you are. Since it's the same for all of us too."

  2016-09-28 06:09:08
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  "Yeah my mom-dad was the same way. I think it was their idea."

  2016-09-28 06:10:01
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  "What do they have against senior citizens?"

  2016-09-28 06:15:31
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  "They're too old and usually are 'beyond repair' as my mom-dad puts them."

  2016-09-28 06:16:19
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  "So they dehumanize old people. Cool. This is like a shitty YA novel where we're cursed to be young and beautiful forever."

  2016-09-28 06:21:00
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  "What's so bad about that? Right now when I bend over I can still see lady parts and that's okay with me.

  2016-09-28 06:22:04
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  ".....do you bend over to stare at those often."

  2016-09-28 06:22:52
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  "No not really. Why?"

  2016-09-28 06:23:22
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  "You brought that up out of nowhere."

  2016-09-28 06:27:37
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  "Well I don't want to be in an old woman's body is what I'm trying to say."

  2016-09-28 06:28:11
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  "Vampire non-aging's a totally different topic, but okay."

  2016-09-28 06:32:57
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  "My question is what happens to a vampire when they're turned while pregnant."

  2016-09-28 06:36:16
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  "Baby dies. No nutrients are provided."

  2016-09-28 06:40:23
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  "How do you know? Are you a pregnant mother? Can I touch your tummy without your consent and talk to your fetus?"

  2016-09-28 06:41:08
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  "That's fucking weird. Storytime with Mrs. Paxaro."

  2016-09-28 06:42:21
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  "She could lie." She then touched his stomach as if Beckett was indeed pregnant. "Oh, it's kicking. Can we keep him?"

  2016-09-28 06:43:35
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  "The better question is whether you can keep your hand."

  2016-09-28 06:44:42
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  "Why? Is he going to eat it?"

  2016-09-28 06:45:07
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  "No, my dog will."

  2016-09-28 06:46:56
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  "I want a dog."

  2016-09-28 06:47:09
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  "I'd offer mine but it's dead."

  2016-09-28 06:55:02
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  "Oh no, poor doggy."

  2016-09-28 06:55:21
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  "It's fine. It was decades ago."

  2016-09-28 06:59:46
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  "Oh, I thought you meant you recently got a dog. Wait, how is a dead dog going to eat my hand?"

  2016-09-28 07:03:32

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