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I never said I wanted you to stop. Only that it's not quite socially acceptable. By my standards, though, it's perfectly fine. "Including this shop and all of your mutual acquaintances?"

2015-06-23 08:27:00

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And who needs social standards? I'm in the mind a goth barbie. "Mhmm. I'm more of...travel the word and see the sights kind of person."

2015-06-23 08:29:18

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Now, now, stereotypes aren't nice. "That seems slightly difficult considering your current circumstances..."

2015-06-23 08:30:54

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When am I ever nice? "It is, and I want Lance happy, which is when I'm right here and not getting into any dangerous situations."

2015-06-23 08:32:06

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When you're referring to your charge, I'd like to think. "Oh, well, that is good. I think. At least you are remaining safe."

2015-06-23 08:35:56

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No? I'm not the good one here. "Mhmmm. Though a little adventure never killed anyone. Okay, maybe it has, but I'm sure it's worth the risk."

2015-06-23 08:38:38

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Though you do have free reign and for the most part she seems pretty positive. "Indiana Jones came out alright, I think...and with various artifacts that earned him millions of dollars. So, um, yes, but only for professionals."

2015-06-23 08:40:39

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That's what you think. "Then it looks like I need to get into the profession. New York is great and all, but it'd be nice to look at something other than white all day."

2015-06-23 08:42:06

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Great, well, I'm looking forward to seeing how Zane reacts to how badly you've messed her up then. "...there are other colors of wedding dress though? That one is tinted pink." He pointed at one on the other side of the store. Yes, Zane, great observational skills.

2015-06-23 08:46:47

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Oh God. You have no idea. Make sure to save a seat for me. "Oh that one?" She got off the counter and moved over to it. "A woman had a Disney Princess Aurora themed wedding and then found out her fiance was cheating on her with her best friend and sister. She got a refund, but no one has wanted this dress since."

2015-06-23 08:49:57

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I will, just as soon as seats become an actual thing here. He blinked in surprise. "Really? That is quite the dramatic plot twist. Maybe you should sell it to Disneyland if it is based off one of their characters, they could use it for one of the character costumes?" Oh, you innocent little marshmallow you.

2015-06-23 08:57:56

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Let me get to work on that right away. I'll even have the other one make them by hand. "You know...that is actually a really good idea. I'll talk to Lance about that. If he says no, I'm sure he won't notice if I sell it on ebay to one of those rented actors."

2015-06-23 09:01:20

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If you have access to free child labor, I'd suggest mass-producing something instead of hand-carving chairs. It's inefficient. I know from experience. He beamed, happy that she liked his idea. "See, that will work out okay after all. And I am sure the woman in question is very happy now with someone else."

2015-06-23 09:12:14

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The child labor is a wimp and would die under that pressure. "Mhmm, though you would be surprised as to some of the stories I heard about dress returns before I was here."

2015-06-23 09:14:31

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And effort-heavy, hand-done work is lighter on a person? "I read something in the paper about a woman marrying a rollercoaster. Have you gotten any like those?"

2015-06-23 09:17:05

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No. You don't understand how much of a weakling he is. "Not yet, but a woman wanted her dog in the wedding. Dressed just like her as well."

2015-06-23 09:18:27

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Perhaps I would if you'd introduce him. "...oh. Well then. So Terezi had to make a dog-sized dress?" He chuckled at the thought.

2015-06-23 09:19:32

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Now why would I do that when I can have you all to myself now. "Mhmm. A Pomeranian sized one, to be exact."

2015-06-23 09:20:44

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A good point. I'd rather have that too. "That must have been fun. For the dog especially. Do you sell tuxedos as well?"

2015-06-23 09:23:38

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What, is your devil a stick in the mud or something? "Sadly no, something about how not wanting to double Terezi's work."

2015-06-23 09:26:25

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Not at all. But speaking one-on-one is highly preferable. "That makes sense. It would certainly make things more complicated for her, which is not at all necessary."

2015-06-23 09:27:58

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You got that right. I don't have to hear whining, "As if things weren't complicated enough,"

2015-06-23 09:29:04

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You don't like whining, hm? Then I can see why you would want to avoid Cale. ".....yes. But perhaps things might work out for her and Tassek in the end."

2015-06-23 09:30:24

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Please, I avoid him like the plague. Ms. Barbie here likes to egg it on though. "I sure do hope so."

2015-06-23 09:31:46

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Again with the stereotypes? Next thing I know you'll be calling me Ikea Boy. "They have the determination for it, I am certain everything will be alright." I believe this is called excessive optimism.

2015-06-23 10:45:05