Cherubplay

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He started snorting with laughter, and it burned his nose.

2016-06-11 11:25:52

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She looked to him, and then started laughing again. "You are such a /dork!/"

2016-06-11 11:26:36

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"I didn't know it would do /that/!" I gasped.

2016-06-11 11:27:37

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Finally she calmed down, panting and grasping her side. "You learn something new everyday."

2016-06-11 11:29:10

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"What, that ferrets scream? And that I'm a dork? You already knew that."

2016-06-11 11:31:24

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"And that you snort when you laugh really hard."

2016-06-11 11:31:55

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"...and it fucking /hurts/."

2016-06-11 11:33:24

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"It's still funny!"

2016-06-11 11:34:53

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"How dare you laugh at my pain."

2016-06-11 11:35:17

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"How dare you snort in my presence."

2016-06-11 11:36:38

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"Well I'm sorry your majesty, do you often turn up your nose at a good snort?"

2016-06-11 11:37:31

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"Well if I must be honest, the snorting I do is with the white rocks behind the throne room."

2016-06-11 11:39:26

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"You visited the Mushroom Kingdom without me?? But we had a blood oath!"

2016-06-11 11:40:04

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"Well the princess was in another castle and I couldn't refuse."

2016-06-11 11:40:30

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"I'm sorry I was at work that day, but that's no excuse to break a promise."

2016-06-11 11:40:56

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"Well the next time we're late for tea I'll let you join me."

2016-06-11 11:41:51

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"I'm honored. Too bad I don't have my watch here."

2016-06-11 11:42:34

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"Then it seems we're already late."

2016-06-11 11:43:06

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"Time to break out the magic stones."

2016-06-11 11:43:28

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"Does it take snuggles to activate it?"

2016-06-11 11:44:30

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"Why would you want to snuggle a rock?"

2016-06-11 11:45:15

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"Well I have to take you with me so the rock would need to be between us."

2016-06-11 11:45:57

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"Is the rock a double-ended dildo."

2016-06-11 11:46:48

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"Why would you want to use a dildo?"

2016-06-11 11:47:19

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"Good point, why bother when you have the real thing perfectly accessible?"

2016-06-11 11:47:57