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"Does Lance have earplugs?" "I can't see ghosts, and I'd make her feel better with hugs."

2016-06-05 09:37:03

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"No."

"Tassek's dick seems to do that already."

2016-06-05 09:37:35

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"...he can borrow mine." "/Fuck. You./"

2016-06-05 09:38:08

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"Or just put Cale in the garage."

"You wish."

2016-06-05 09:38:43

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"....I do not think Lance would trust him to sleep near his car either." "Like hell I do."

2016-06-05 09:39:41

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"...You have a point."

"You're the one who said it, not me."

2016-06-05 09:40:24

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"Maybe he could....sleep...in a small box?" "I didn't mean it in the sexual way, I meant it in the 'I wish you'd die' way."

2016-06-05 09:42:00

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"Like a coffin?"

"Cameron says otherwise."

2016-06-05 09:43:01

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"I meant smaller, but that works." "Cameron was fucking /drunk/ you shut your ass up before I shut it for you."

2016-06-05 09:43:32

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"How much smaller?"

"/Cameron/ also said you two were at it for a while."

2016-06-05 09:44:32

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"Like....a cardboard box?" "CAMERON'S ALSO FUCKING STUPID."

2016-06-05 09:46:07

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"But he'd just break that."

He chuckled. "So I'm right."

2016-06-05 09:47:40

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"...a very strong cardboard box." "Of course you're not."

2016-06-05 09:49:24

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"How strong?"

"Yes I am. I'll let Ren know you're available." He stood up.

2016-06-05 09:49:50

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"Like....metal cardboard strong." "DON'T YOU DARE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT."

2016-06-05 09:50:51

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"That might work."

Lance marched right upstairs.

2016-06-05 09:51:46

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"We can do that, right? Reinforce cardboard with metal?" He chased right after.

2016-06-06 02:40:39

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"I don't think so."

2016-06-06 02:41:26

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"...oh. What about corrugated plastic, then?"

2016-06-06 02:42:05

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"...Maybe."

2016-06-06 02:42:47

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"I do not know if vampires can break that..." Ren came running downstairs. "Ivoryyyy! Lance is trying to hook me up with Cale!"

2016-06-06 02:44:30

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Ivory turned her head. "Just turn him down gently. You know Cale is sensitive."

2016-06-06 02:45:31

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"I DON'T WANT TO DATE THEM!" he screamed from upstairs.

2016-06-06 02:46:53

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"HE'S LYING HE LIKES YOU!" Lance screamed back.

"I feel the love already."

2016-06-06 02:59:57

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"He yells too much, it reminds me of Louhkie. I don't want to date him either." "NO I DON'T--"

2016-06-06 03:01:28