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Ivory couldn't help but laugh.

"Aw I love you too, bro. I knew you'd love it!"

2016-06-01 06:26:53

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Zane and Ren remained the only ones confused. Zane leaned over to see into the box and blinked. "....wait, what?" "What is iiiit-" They caught a glimpse and immediately turned away. "...nevermind." "I fucking /hate/ you."

2016-06-01 06:28:57

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"Zane could use it too."

"/LANCE!/"

2016-06-01 06:30:07

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"I....no. No thank you." "Madiii, why the hell is it the same shade as your eyes?" "So I can look up his asshole every time he us-" "IT WAS RHETORICAL!"

2016-06-01 06:31:24

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"This turned out better than expected."

"I don't know what I'm going to do with you sometimes."

2016-06-01 06:33:08

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Cale picked up the dildo and chucked it at Lance's head.

2016-06-01 06:35:51

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It smacked him in the face and flopped onto the blanket. "Aw, don't break your new toys so soon."

2016-06-01 06:36:38

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"I'm going to break your /face/."

2016-06-01 06:37:23

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"Not with that you're not. "

2016-06-01 06:38:33

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"I have my fists too." "Cale, it is Thanksgiving, please do not kill people..."

2016-06-01 06:39:10

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Lance picked up the dildo. "Make love not war." Then rubbed it ALL OVER CALE'S FACE.

"I swear Lance sometimes I wonder how old you are."

"Old enough to give this single fuck."

2016-06-01 06:40:25

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He screeched and grabbed it, pulling Lance's jaw open and shoving it in his mouth.

2016-06-01 06:41:24

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He pulled it out. "Oh you wish that was you."

2016-06-01 06:42:18

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"FUCK YOU NO I DON'T."

2016-06-01 06:43:00

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He then shoved the dildo down his shirt and rolled the fuck away.

2016-06-01 06:45:32

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Cale tore his shirt off and stood up to jump Lance.

2016-06-01 06:46:25

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Lance was already running.

2016-06-01 06:47:34

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He sprinted after him, picking up rocks to throw at his head. Zane pulled Ivory a bit closer to him. "....we should just stay here." Madison cut himself another slice of pie and munched on it while he watched the other two run off.

2016-06-01 06:49:49

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"I take it they're going to be at it for a while." She leaned over and picked up the dildo.

2016-06-01 06:50:45

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Ren covered their eyes, trying not to look at it. "Probably....I think they will both live, though."

2016-06-01 06:53:33

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She then put it back in the box. "I'm sure Lance already knew this was going to happen."

2016-06-01 06:54:36

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"Did he bring a weapon?"

2016-06-01 06:55:40

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"No but he can fly."

2016-06-01 06:56:34

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"Oh. Right. I still need to give Cale his present, too." "So it actually /is/ his birthday soon?" "Yeah, Lance went out and bought the dildo with us when we went out on /my/ birthday. The laptop box was from my present." "Lance got you a laptop??" "No, Seculus and Ivory did." "Aww, sorry I missed it."

2016-06-01 06:58:13

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"If anything Lance would have bought him condoms, I know he was debating it."

2016-06-01 07:00:07