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"Hmm..." i moved to his gaming shelf. Something to utterly destroy their innocence and- ah- here. "This one." I pulled two copies of GTA 5 five from the shelf. "I'm going to teach you both how to play this one."

2015-06-11 23:05:45

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I squinted at the box art. "That certainly looks...interesting. What's the goal?"

2015-06-11 23:07:34

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"Uhmm....well the single player has a story to it, but the multiplayer doesn't."

"So we could play together?"

"Yes."

2015-06-11 23:11:06

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"And not have to worry about following instructions. Thank goodness."

2015-06-11 23:12:05

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"Mhmmm. I'm sure you two will learn quickly." I moved over and turned on the two tvs, placing the games into their respective consoles.

2015-06-11 23:17:13

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I went and sat down on the couch, making room for the other two. "Are you going to play as well?"

2015-06-11 23:25:41

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Anndrea sat down as well. This was going to be...interesting.

"No. I'm just going to help you guys out when you need it." i sat down in between them. Haha, no funny business here.

2015-06-11 23:33:37

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Oh thank God. We'd have help. I carefully picked up the controller, looking at all the buttons and knobs. Good thing we wouldn't have to follow a storyline, I'd probably fail it.

2015-06-11 23:37:16

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I skipped the opening cut scene and started the game for them both, spawning them both into the multiplayer map. "Just use this joystick to move." I pointed to it.

Anndrea moved it. "Why is Seculus and i so far away from each other...?"

"Because you're on opposite sides of the map. Try meeting up with him. Be careful though, the other players here might not be so friendly."

2015-06-11 23:44:46

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I immediately found the buttons for punching, though controlling my movement wasn't nearly as simple. My character alternated between walking in a straight line like a robot and spasming in circles. Eventually I got the hang of walking and began trying to make my way towards Anndrea. There were various cars crashing into people, apparently with other players inside. They must be just as new to the game as we are.

2015-06-11 23:48:51

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Anndrea eventually was getting the hang of this as well. That is...until someone in a fire truck came by and ran her over while screaming and shooting crazily "WORLDSTAR" into their mic, leaving her in quite of bit of shock. I laughed. Oh, it was only a matter of time. Anndrea stared at the screen for a bit "...What just happened?!" She shouted.

"You died."

"But-What?!"

2015-06-11 23:58:29

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"That wasn't nice at all! Are they allowed to do that??"

2015-06-12 00:02:24

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"mhmm. This game really doesn't have any worlds."

"...So I can as well...?" Her character was spawned back in.

"Yes."

"...." She started to run once more, managing to find a parked car and getting into it.

2015-06-12 00:06:16

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"...um, what are you doing?" I'd locked my character in a convenience store for safety for the moment. Various players with guns were running around outside, and I didn't like it one bit.

2015-06-12 00:08:24

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"I'm going to fight him."

"Of course she is. That's all she ever does."

"Not all the time!"

"You know I'm teasing."

"Yes. Yes I do."

2015-06-12 00:12:12

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"You came back after he killed you, maybe you should just leave him alone. Here, come meet me, I think I'm near the beach."

2015-06-12 00:13:33

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Anndrea exhaled. "Okay." She moved and took a wrong turn, ending up in a very well...lewd nightclub. A topless woman walked by her. "EILLIOT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Her cheeks instantly reddened.

I laughed. Woop, there it is. I glanced over. Oh god, this was perfect! I know it's wrong to laugh but I didn't think they'd find this.

2015-06-12 00:18:47

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I glanced over at her screen to see what she was freaking out about and immediately turned away, face red. "WE WENT FROM MINDLESS KILLING TO BLOODY STRIPPERS, WHAT IS THIS GAME AND WHY DOES IT EXIST?!"

2015-06-12 00:23:52

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"EXPLAIN THIS NOW EILLIE OH MY GODS NO STOP TURN IT OFF!"

I couldn't, I was laughing too hard.

2015-06-12 00:27:41

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I would've reached over and done so myself if I knew how, so instead I just got up and stood with my back to her screen, arms stretched out to block it and face still flushed. "NONE OF THIS IS OKAY. I THINK YOU NEED TO GO HAVE A TALK WITH GOD, RIGHT NOW."

2015-06-12 00:30:08

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"Honey, God is dead and I killed him."

"EILLIOT!"

"WHAT?!"

"TURN IT OFF NOW!"

2015-06-12 00:34:16

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"Wha -- ?! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! You're supposed to be an /angel/, you don't say things like that!!"

2015-06-12 00:36:33

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"Chill, man. It's just a saying."

2015-06-12 00:40:26

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"I will not /chill/, turn the blooming game off, you're making her uncomfortable!"

2015-06-12 00:41:28

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"Okay. Okay.Jesus, it's just tits. Slow your roll."

"EILLIE SHE IS NAKED."

2015-06-12 00:50:28