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  "Will Tinker Bell appear with a box of magic condoms too?"

  2016-05-19 05:51:31
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  "I will make sure she does next time, or I'll glue one onto you."

  2016-05-19 05:52:32
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  "You could kill someone like that."

  2016-05-19 05:53:11
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  "Not if I'm the one who removes it too."

  2016-05-19 05:54:55
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  "Are you going to rip my foreskin off?"

  2016-05-19 05:55:48
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  "I'd at least glue it at the base!"

  2016-05-19 05:57:08
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  "Oh /thanks/ very much for that, how about we just not glue it at all?"

  2016-05-19 06:00:16
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  "Then how will I know you're using one?"

  2016-05-19 06:02:07
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  "You can, I don't know, watch me put it on."

  2016-05-19 06:03:20
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  "Every time? Even when it's not me?"

  2016-05-19 06:04:27
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  "/Yes/."

  2016-05-19 06:05:51
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  "I can't be there /every/ time."

  2016-05-19 06:08:14
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  "You can if you turn into the condom."

  2016-05-19 06:08:31
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  "I don't want to be inside another person! It's why I don't have a dick!"

  2016-05-19 06:09:23
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  "So you could if you wanted to?"

  2016-05-19 06:09:51
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  "I'd rather not try."

  2016-05-19 06:10:35
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  "So you could have a dick if you wanted to?"

  2016-05-19 06:10:48
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  "/No!/"

  2016-05-19 06:11:13
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  "I think you could."

  2016-05-19 06:11:31
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  "I can't turn an innie into an outtie."

  2016-05-19 06:11:48
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  "How disappointing."

  2016-05-19 06:13:29
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  "What? You want to suck my dick?"

  2016-05-19 06:13:59
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  "Maybe I do."

  2016-05-19 06:15:11
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  "Well I have the next best thing."

  2016-05-19 06:15:36
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  "Strapons?"

  2016-05-19 06:16:46

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