Cherubplay

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"You come close enough. You could modify it."

2016-05-14 23:20:46

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"Are you saying I'm a small child?"

2016-05-14 23:21:38

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"Yes, I am."

2016-05-14 23:21:46

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"Well you're dating me so that makes you a pedophile."

2016-05-14 23:22:17

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"....oh, wait. Well, I used to drive a van, so..."

2016-05-14 23:23:39

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"Wait...really?"

2016-05-14 23:23:54

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"Yes, I took dad's car. He had an old gray van."

2016-05-14 23:24:17

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"Tinted windows?"

2016-05-14 23:24:28

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"Yes?"

2016-05-14 23:24:47

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"....You're really adding to the pedophile-vibe now."

2016-05-14 23:25:05

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"...it was not my car though."

2016-05-14 23:25:26

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"But you still drove it."

2016-05-14 23:25:38

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"Because I had to. I would take Bird to school too."

2016-05-14 23:26:00

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"Did you pick up kids along the way?"

2016-05-14 23:26:16

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"Sometimes I would take her friends to soccer practice."

2016-05-14 23:26:29

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"...This isn't helping either." She chuckled. "Is that why you like me so much, you got a thing for small people?"

2016-05-14 23:27:27

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"What? No...I was not attracted to any of her friends. That would be weird."

2016-05-14 23:28:20

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"Slightly weird."

2016-05-14 23:31:26

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"Only slightly?"

2016-05-14 23:31:39

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"Well her friends weren't /that/ much younger than you, were they?"

2016-05-14 23:32:03

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"By the time I was driving, she and her friends ranged from ten to fourteen, so....I suppose not?"

2016-05-14 23:32:40

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"See, that's not too bad. I'm...3 years younger than you?"

2016-05-14 23:34:19

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"You are only a little older than Bird. ....that is a weird thought."

2016-05-14 23:34:48

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"Not for me. Keep in mind I stopped aging at 18."

2016-05-14 23:36:45

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"Yes, and that makes it a little more strange."

2016-05-14 23:37:32