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"So you're not polite at all. Good to know." I stifled a snicker at this.

2015-06-04 16:29:33

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"...Now what was your first clue at that? Manners are for those who are desperately trying to make a good first impression. I don't think I need to be good in any sense at all."

2015-06-04 16:31:09

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"What are you then, Satan incarnate? Manners are a common courtesy."

2015-06-04 16:32:09

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I couldn't help but laugh. "Oh sweetie, I wish. It'd be so much fun being the big man himself."

2015-06-04 16:33:02

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He crossed his arms. "I think we have different ideas of 'the big man'. And don't call me that."

2015-06-04 16:34:57

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I smiled. "I'll call you whatever I want, dear."

2015-06-04 16:36:21

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"Well, /dear,/ I have no obligation to continue talking to you." His attention turned to me. "Are you more pleasant?" "....I like to think so."

2015-06-04 16:37:21

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"No. He's more boring."

2015-06-04 16:37:53

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"No I'm not. You're simply impatient."

2015-06-05 05:20:22

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"And who said that's a bad thing?"

2015-06-05 05:21:31

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"Basically everyone ever."

"Can you take your lovers' squabble somewhere else? Seriously, are you lost or just bored enough to follow me?"

"Our--?"

2015-06-05 05:23:27

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"Lovers?" ... "HAHAHHAAHAHAHHA" Now /that's/ funny! Oh my god, holy shit. HAHAHAHHAHAHA. "Honey I hate his guts."

2015-06-05 05:24:44

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"Likewise. I apologize if we're interrupting your solace, I was just..."

"Just what? You aren't pedos, are you?"

"....heavens, no. I only thought I knew you from somewhere."

"I guess we do look like we could be related."

Was that it? Did he look familiar because he looked like.../me/? "I...I suppose."

2015-06-05 05:28:02

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I rolled my eyes. "Pedos. Yes totally. Well, I don't know. Sucky here is more into older women than anything."

2015-06-05 05:29:16

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"I'm not -- It's /Seculus/, you twat." Seth gave me an odd look, possibly because of my name. It was relatively abnormal, yes, but I'd heard stranger. However, he expanded on the subject. "Is that your given name?" "Yes, why?" "Just weird is all. I use that as a kind of pen name. I didn't know it was an actual name people had." ......

2015-06-05 05:34:55

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" Pen name or real name, it still sucks." I folded my arms. Two annoying Seculus' are worse than one.

2015-06-05 05:37:46

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He glared at her. "I like it. You don't have any right to judge anyways."

2015-06-05 05:43:19

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"Actually I do." I spoke up. "Name is Calypso. It's Greek. Means detector of deception or lies. It's the name of the nymph who trapped Odysseus in greek mythology. So I suggest you kindly fuck off" Okay so I got this from Anndrea, big deal.

2015-06-05 05:46:40

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"I'll fuck off when you do. If you get the whole weird name problem, then you shouldn't make fun of his. 'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you'?"

2015-06-05 05:51:31

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"I'm making fun of his name because I'm better and I'll always be better. Maintenant taire bâtard britannique." Fuck you I'm speaking in French now.

2015-06-05 05:54:55

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"Well, i can see this conversation's going nowhere." Once again he turned to me. "If you hate each other, then why the hell are you wandering around the woods together?" "Trust me, it was not voluntary." My voice was soft. Everything he'd said and done pointed to...no, that couldn't be it.

2015-06-05 05:59:03

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" Oh vous savez sans moi vous seriez assis ici à pleurer. "

2015-06-05 06:00:37

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We both ignored her, probably for different reasons. "So you /are/ lost then. Well, parking lot's that way." He pointed off in the direction the trees began to thin. "Well, not really." "Are you saying you were following me?" "...not......with negative intentions......." He made a face. "Dude, get out of my tree."

2015-06-05 06:10:04

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"Ha, even cross boy here hates you." Yes, this was worth the switch to English.

2015-06-05 06:11:13

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"It's not 'cross boy', it's Seth. Both of you just leave me alone before I call the coppers." .....he did. He hated me too. I pulled my knees up to me, nearly tipping off the branch, and let my hair fall over my eyes. "I said leave me alone, not get comfortable and creepily silent."

2015-06-05 06:18:07