Cherubplay

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"You have more sons than there are males in the world. We ran out of actual children. Congratulations. If you want, blame Seculus for their faces." "Wha--"

2016-03-30 06:28:01

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"Seculus isn't brown though, and I'm not married to him."

2016-03-30 06:29:25

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"I meant for the delivery. It went awry. If you want, I can help you sue...." ".....Madison, that isn't how this game /works/." "It is when you have a lawyer on your side."

2016-03-30 06:30:35

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"It doesn't work like that when I'm a stripper."

2016-03-30 06:32:32

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"I defend strippers and /specifically/ strippers. Let's sue him for everything he's got."

2016-03-30 06:34:03

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"Give him a lap dance!" A voice only Ren and Ivory could hear called from the kitchen.

"Madison no."

2016-03-30 06:39:02

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"Madison yes. I'll even give you a discount." Ren froze and stared towards the kitchen. What're they looking at?

2016-03-30 06:41:09

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"Lap dannnccceee!"

Ivory just looked to Ren, rolled their eyes, and looked back to Madison. "And what if he sues you?"

2016-03-30 06:47:39

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"I'm the only lawyer in this game. He can't." "...I can defend myself in court." "Really. Do you know how lawsuits even work?" "....um....." "That's what I thought."

2016-03-30 06:48:50

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"I can call Lance."

Dameien stepped out from the kitchen. "No pick me!"

2016-03-30 06:50:42

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"Is he a lawyer? I didn't know he had experience." "...does he?"

RW: ....is he going to go away?

2016-03-30 06:52:26

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"He's been around before lawyers existed. He knows how everything works."

OI: probably not. I usually ignore him.

"Don't ignore me!" He picked up a lamp and threw it across the room.

OI: Until he does this...

2016-03-30 06:54:07

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"I guess he wo- /holy shit/!" Madison quickly moved between Ivory and the flying appliance, while Ren ducked their head and whimpered. Seculus froze for a second before he slowly got up and went over to look at the smashed lamp. ".....Ivory?....."

2016-03-30 06:56:08

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"Hm?" Ivory looked to Seculus, then remembered none of them were used to this. "Oh! Right....yeah, Dameien's here."

2016-03-30 07:00:34

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"....he is? How long has he been in the house?"

2016-03-30 07:01:51

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"Uh....few weeks? A month?"

"I've been following her since I died."

2016-03-30 07:02:28

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"....has he hurt anyone?...." "Well it sure seems like he's trying /now/."

2016-03-30 07:03:07

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"Nah he's just throwing a temper tantrum."

"I'll throw your boyfriend next!"

2016-03-30 07:05:18

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"....S-Sec, you should sit down," Ren mumbled. He immediately and nervously followed their advice.

2016-03-30 07:06:58

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"Oh please, Dameien isn't anywhere near /that/ strong."

2016-03-30 07:07:55

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"I don't know, he...." "Can ghosts lift things more easily...?" "....I dunno."

2016-03-30 07:09:00

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"Not really? I just ignore it."

"HEY! HEY! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"

2016-04-01 06:21:31

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"But he's /loud/..." "You said you got rid of a ghost in your kitchen once, right?" "Yeah, but I don't have the stuff I need right now and it takes a while. Ughhh...."

2016-04-01 06:23:26

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"He can't do much anyway."

"Oh yeah? Well I can do this!" He grabbed Ren's shoulder and faded.

2016-04-01 06:27:34

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They shuddered at his touch, blinked, and one eye turned sapphire blue. Seculus and Madison both knew exactly what they were looking at. They stood up and backed away, one fearful, the other only wary. Madison put Ivory behind him.

2016-04-01 06:31:33