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"Are /they/ fucking now?"

2016-03-09 05:06:28

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"No. Kinsley has a girlfriend I believe."

2016-03-09 05:10:08

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"What. But he's gay. That's about as realistic as telling me Lance finally kissed Cale."

2016-03-09 05:10:25

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"Shit happens."

2016-03-09 05:12:41

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"Thank goodness, that means my OTP still has a chance."

2016-03-09 05:13:09

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"Lance is completely straight."

2016-03-09 05:46:10

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"And Kinsley was completely gay. Don't ruin my dreams."

2016-03-09 05:46:40

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"Oh no, I could see him and his girlfriend getting together from a mile away."

2016-03-09 05:50:12

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"Really? Ah, right, yes, that obvious sign of a close relationship in the works, sadistically torturing others together." Seculus just stared at me.

2016-03-09 05:51:05

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"Only on Thursdays."

2016-03-09 05:53:26

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"I'll be sure to set up my schedule around putting ten miles between myself and them on any given Thursday, then."

2016-03-09 05:54:52

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Edmund had entirely forgotten about Lux up until he rewatched Madoka Magica. Now his affections were rekindled. He genetically engineered some undying flowers that turned out neon green, unintentionally, he swore, and tracked down her address through a combination of dark arts, advanced technology and Google. Now he was on his way, in a powder blue tux that matched his eyes and with the flowers on his shoulder, whistling.

2016-03-09 06:16:14

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Of course, Mysteria was against this all along. And through her own findings, was able to track him down as well.

2016-03-09 06:19:13

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Of course she was. But he didn't care, he was dead set, probably soon to be dead. When he saw her coming up behind him in her car, he turned and ran.

2016-03-09 06:21:07

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She parked, shut off the engine, and ran after him. "EDMUND!"

2016-03-09 06:23:06

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"I'M NOT GOING BACK!" He pulled something out of the flowers and threw it down behind him. A massive cloud of pink glitter blossomed into the air, blinding both from its brightness and permeability of eyeballs.

2016-03-09 06:24:24

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She shut her eyes insinctivly. "DAMMIT EDDY SHE'S NOT INTERESTED!" She ran through the cloud.

2016-03-09 06:27:29

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"SHE WILL BE IF I GET THESE TO HER!" He stopped, dropped, and rolled away behind a trash can.

2016-03-09 06:30:41

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"SHE'LL KILL YOU FIRST!" She followed.

2016-03-09 06:32:17

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"I CAN DEFEND MYSELF AGAINST A FLOWER GIRL WITH A STICK!"

2016-03-09 06:35:09

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"NOT WITHOUT ME AND I DON'T HAVE SOULS!"

2016-03-09 06:36:59

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"THERE'S /WEAPONS/ IN THESE FLOWERS!" He wasn't even in the alley anymore. His voice still echoed, though.

2016-03-09 06:38:32

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"SHE'LL USE THEM!"

2016-03-09 06:40:47

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"NO, I WILL! IF IT COMES TO THAT! THEY'RE ALL NONLETHAL!"

2016-03-09 06:41:02

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"JUST COME HOME!"

2016-03-09 06:44:52