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"And Ren?"

2016-03-09 00:52:01

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"Ren can't have heart attacks."

2016-03-09 00:52:47

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"Ren could at one point."

2016-03-09 00:54:16

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"Every time they looked at my face they screamed."

2016-03-09 00:54:52

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"Because you're beautiful."

2016-03-09 00:55:55

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"No, I'm a hideous creature, this is just my human flesh-mask."

2016-03-09 01:15:57

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"Oh, me too."

2016-03-09 02:22:53

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"Let me show you my true form." I pulled on my nose and my middle finger shot up. Seculus just sighed and rolled his eyes. "Behold: the king of assholes."

2016-03-09 02:27:38

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"Oh no it's hot."

2016-03-09 02:29:51

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I blushed just a little but kept up the joke. "We'll see if you're still saying that while I have my soldiers probing your species."

2016-03-09 02:32:01

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"Start with Cale. He'd like that."

2016-03-09 02:34:01

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"I'll get General Cameron right on that."

2016-03-09 02:34:34

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"Get him drunk first."

2016-03-09 02:36:09

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"I keep all my soldiers on a steady diet of gin and saltines."

2016-03-09 02:37:07

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"Cameron needs more than that. Have you seen him eat?"

2016-03-09 02:39:37

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"Yes, I have, he almost cried when I ate one fry. I enjoy watching him starve."

2016-03-09 02:40:32

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"Exactly. He loves his fast food."

2016-03-09 04:53:06

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"Well, he'll only earn his fast food if he performs his probing exceptionally."

2016-03-09 04:53:37

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"Then you better keep him away from Lance."

2016-03-09 04:59:02

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"We'll have to keep /everyone/ away from Lance. He's the final boss."

2016-03-09 04:59:44

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"Too late. I already beat him in Mario Kart."

2016-03-09 05:01:16

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"Dammit, Ivory. Now who're we going to beat up for shits and giggles? Oh, right. I'll go get Clarenz."

2016-03-09 05:01:50

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"...Well I can't say I'd want you to stop."

2016-03-09 05:04:05

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"No one can. That's the point. Is he seriously still living alone with Kinsley?"

2016-03-09 05:05:13

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"I believe so."

2016-03-09 05:06:08