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"What about carving a turkey?"

2016-03-07 00:00:04

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"I'll allow that, just don't hurt yourself."

2016-03-07 00:07:46

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"I don't know, those turkeys can be feisty when you've got a knife in their kidney."

2016-03-07 00:08:11

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"Aren't turkeys de-organed before you cook them?"

2016-03-07 00:08:45

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"Not this one."

2016-03-07 00:09:27

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"That will make you sick."

2016-03-07 00:14:07

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"It's just for decoration, I swear."

2016-03-07 00:16:28

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"Organs are not for decoration."

2016-03-07 00:17:13

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"Not that, the turkey."

2016-03-07 00:17:27

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"Well I-" There was a knock at the door. "I'lll get that. Just a moment." She stood up and moved to the door.

2016-03-07 00:23:17

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"Okay. Is it Seculus?" He came over more lately, right?

2016-03-07 00:23:59

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Ever since Seculus "came over", Anndrea hadn't felt the same since. She was able to hide what she did from her perfect Sceylia, but even now her partner was worried. All she did was sleep all day, and even then it didn't seem like enough. She even had to take off work because of it.

After a few days, she got terribly sick. Vomiting, sick feeling all day. The bathroom seemed like her second home. Her head and back ached. Her breasts were extremely sensitive to touch. At first, she thought it was nothing.

Then she missed her period.

At this point she was worried, but had zero idea on what it could be. Neither did Sceylia. So, she decided the best idea was to go to the libary. The internet would be honest. Right?

She pulled up a trustful website, webMD. That seemed like a good place. She typed in her symptoms.

...oh. This is...

There was no way there was.

Anndrea quickly left the libary in tears, and banged on the door to Terezi's apartment.

Terezi opened the door to see a woman in tears? "...Anndrea? "

2016-03-07 00:51:10

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Well, he certainly hadn't expected /her/. "Anndrea? What's up?" He got up, went over to the door, and finally noticed she was upset. "...shit, what happened?"

2016-03-07 00:52:50

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"I...I...I need to come in."

Terezi opened to door all the way for her. Anndrea came in and sat down on the couch, trying to calm down. Terezi followed closer, and sat down as well. Concerned.

2016-03-07 00:56:31

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He shut the door and went to sit on the other side. "Did you get hurt? What's wrong?"

2016-03-07 01:07:29

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"I...I slept with Seculus to get back with Ivory and...I think I am pregnant."

Terezi stared for the longest them, then stood up. "I'll be right back." She slipped outside and onto her balcony before she closed the door.

And screamed.

2016-03-07 01:12:00

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He could hear her screaming through the door. He just sat and tried to figure out if Anndrea was kidding. "You slept with him...to get back at Ivory. You......." He got up and went to the kitchen to bang his head on the wall.

2016-03-07 01:13:07

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After a few minutes, Terezi slipped back inside. "So why do you think you're pregnant?"

"I... missed my period."

"Anndrea I've missed my period for two hundred years. Have you taken a test?"

"Not yet but....Sceylia will kill me if she finds out I had sex with a man."

2016-03-07 01:17:47

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He came back rubbing his forehead. Seculus and Anndrea were both in relationships. They had slept together voluntarily. She'd done it to get /revenge/ on Ivory? This was so completely stupid. Sceylia's sexism too. "....buy the fucking test, you don't have to report every purchase you make to her."

2016-03-07 01:19:35

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"I do not but...I cannot be pregnant. I just cannot be. I only had sex once."

2016-03-07 01:24:16

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"This is why teenagers are idiots. It /only takes once/. You didn't even use protection, did you?"

2016-03-07 01:24:51

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"Why would I even have it? I'm married to a woman."

2016-03-07 01:27:01

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"You got married? When?! That makes this so much worse! ....nevermind, you're an idiot. Yes. /You need to use it/. Even with her, there's things called /sexually transmitted diseases/."

2016-03-07 01:28:06

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"But she only slept with me."

2016-03-07 01:30:38

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"You're using that as an excuse?! If you're sleeping around of course you have to, and even if you're not there are other diseases transmitted through bodily fluid that you don't have to get through sex! EVER HEARD OF EBOLA???"

2016-03-07 01:32:03