Cherubplay

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"I'll help you. As a lizard."

2016-02-29 02:58:37
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"You can't help me as a lizard! How will you pay rent?"

2016-02-29 03:00:05
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"Dancing."

2016-02-29 03:00:55
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"Lizarda can't dance."

2016-02-29 03:01:28
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"I can."

2016-02-29 03:01:47
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"You have two left feet!" She poked the cast. Hard. She set her arm down.

2016-02-29 03:02:42
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"Not literally. Yet."

2016-02-29 03:04:21
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"Don't you dare."

2016-02-29 03:04:50
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"It can't do any harm."

2016-02-29 03:08:52
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"How would walking even work?"

2016-02-29 03:12:52
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"I can walk in ever-widening circles."

2016-02-29 03:13:30
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"At an angle?"

2016-02-29 03:14:37
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"Yes. An acute angle."

2016-02-29 03:14:52
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"I'll acutely push you down."

2016-02-29 03:15:13
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"That's just mean. I'll give you feet for hands."

2016-02-29 03:15:44
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"Wait until my wrist is fixed first."

2016-02-29 03:16:08
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"Alright, no sense in having a broken ankle instead."

2016-02-29 03:16:49
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"I'm not even sure which is worse, and I'm right handed."

2016-02-29 03:19:47
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"I'll turn your ear into your right hand, then."

2016-02-29 03:20:11
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"Eddy no!"

2016-02-29 03:22:12
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"You'll be /beautiful/." He laughed maniacally.

2016-02-29 03:22:25
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"I'll be Frankenstein!"

2016-02-29 03:23:20
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"Exactly. Beautiful."

2016-02-29 03:23:51
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"I'll turn you into a frog before you can!"

2016-02-29 03:24:59
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"You can't be /that/ quick on the draw with toes instead of fingers."

2016-02-29 03:27:04