Cherubplay

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"You tried to give my boyfriend a swirly!"

2016-02-28 09:34:29

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"He clearly deserved it. And he clearly didn't deserve you."

2016-02-28 09:35:16

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"He broke up with me over text for wrecking his car. Of course he did."

2016-02-28 09:38:47

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"Can I go back and give him that swirly now?"

2016-02-28 09:41:59

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"No! I don't even know if he still works there."

2016-02-28 09:43:11

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"But you know where he lives."

2016-02-28 09:43:19

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"I swear if you electrocute him."

2016-02-28 09:45:31

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"How does cyanide sound?"

2016-02-28 09:46:05

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"I'm not bailing you out of jail."

2016-02-28 09:50:07

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"I'll bring cyanide there too."

2016-02-28 09:51:11

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"That will get you charged for murder."

2016-02-28 09:53:12

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"Not if I use it on myself."

2016-02-28 09:53:24

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"If you die I'll kill you."

2016-02-28 09:54:49

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"But you'll have a new pet lizard."

2016-02-28 09:55:08

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"I'll kill you."

2016-02-28 09:56:11

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"Then you'll have a turtle."

2016-02-28 09:56:35

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"I'll kill you for dying."

2016-02-28 10:01:04

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"How many times do you plan on killing reptiles?"

2016-02-28 10:01:18

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"All of tgem because you died. You can't die on me yet."

2016-02-28 10:02:11

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"I'll be back in a jiffy, though."

2016-02-28 10:02:27

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"But you still died."

2016-02-28 10:04:32

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"Oh well, we all have."

2016-02-28 10:05:26

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"Yeah, but I haven't had to deal with the loss of a loved one yet."

2016-02-29 02:55:23

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"It isn't like you'll have to miss me for long."

2016-02-29 02:57:03

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"I will when I have to plan your funeral!"

2016-02-29 02:57:48