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I am not six! "Is water wet?"

2016-01-27 07:04:27

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Really? Because you look like you tried eating the finger paint. "Depends on your philosophy." "Yes. It is. What else?" "Sunlight, garlic, mirrors, stakes. Effects?" "Ow, gross but fine, how do you /think/ she puts her makeup on every morning, and stakes kill anybody, but I don't have a heartbeat, so me not as easily." They held out their wrist and he pressed his fingers to it. ....nothing. "......so you're dead."

2016-01-27 07:06:28

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Excuse you! I'm kawaii as Hell! /Did he just say kawaii?/ "Yes. They're dead. 100% dead. No pulse. No bringing them back to life...unfortunately. Are you going to ask me if I sparkle too?"

2016-01-27 07:09:53

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Kawaii my ass. /Uh.../ "No I'm not /dead/! I just....don't have a pulse." "............."

2016-01-27 07:11:51

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Moshi moshi desu~ /... not even going to comment. Done./ "That's what dead is." She grabbed their free hand and moved it to her chest. "I am very certain I don't have a pulse right now. So dead. Unless the shock of anxiety defibbed me back to life."

2016-01-27 07:13:50

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Take me with you. /Acacius wants us to take him with us./ "Dead people can't talk, or think, so we're not dead."

2016-01-27 07:15:58

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/Tell him to control his kid first./ Nuuu. "Well I guess you really are dead. With the not thinking and all."

2016-01-27 07:18:07

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She hit the nail right on the head, I'm like his babysitter, it's very upsetting. And I don't even get paid. /He doesn't get paid. It's really weird, because he's the DEVIL here and he's way nicer./ "Fuck youuuu." They elbowed her.

2016-01-27 07:19:20

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/Xzavier was nicer than his counterpart. I got to meet both. She was a bitch./ She yelped. "Anyways, where were we? Oh right, dead people. Ren won't let us sleep in coffins, so that's out as well."

2016-01-27 07:21:45

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I deserve better than this. Like hot people and rum. Did I ever mention how much I like rum? This guy never drinks rum. /Xzavier's just weird./ "Those are too expensive, and we don't need them! Besides, we hide the bodies in different places." Phantez wasn't sure if he should take them seriously this time or not.

2016-01-27 07:24:29

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I want rum and tits. /If he comes near me you won't have to worry about Phantez knowing about him because I'll kill him./ "When the fuck did we kill someone?"

2016-01-27 07:26:42

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Alcohol and you is a /terrible/ combination, and no one will ever fuck you. /You say as you threaten murder?/ "Clarenz is next."

2016-01-27 07:28:55

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FUCK YOU! /Hush you./ "...I really can't argue that one."

2016-01-27 07:29:38

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That includes me. /Nah./ "If you kill someone, I /will/ call the cops on you." "............"

2016-01-27 07:31:23

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You're just jealous because I can get some better than you can. "And then the hunters will hunt you down and murder you for knowing too much because Lance won't help your sorry ass and say he knows you. Do you really want to try this?"

2016-01-27 07:33:00

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Because you're a peeping tom? Right. "You're seriously going to watch me be murdered because I'm a decent human being? At this rate, I don't want you /anywhere/ near them."

2016-01-27 07:34:50

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It's not my fault girls look so nice~ "No, but this is why I didn't want you to know. Things are different here. You expose us, vampire hunters /will/ stop you. Not me. Not Ren. /Them./"

2016-01-27 07:37:06

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And it's not their fault you're a pervert. "/Why/? This sounds like something 'vampire hunters' would want!"

2016-01-27 07:38:58

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I'm not a pervert! I just love sex. "They don't give a shit as long as we're not completely stupid about it. Have you seen a large amount of mass murdering lately? No? Exactly. There's a reason for that."

2016-01-27 07:42:00

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That no one else wants to have with you, thus, pervert. "Did you turn Ren into a murderer?" he asked seriously.

2016-01-27 07:44:00

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Nu uhhh! "No. In fact, I've been worried about how they're going to feed."

2016-01-27 07:46:05

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Has anyone /ever/ said yes? "...does it always kill?" "Um, no." "Feed off me." "...what?"

2016-01-27 07:48:30

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Yes. " I don't think that's a goo-" THAT'S A GREAT IDEA <3!

2016-01-27 07:49:38

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No one wants to fuck a toddler. And you're going to get him killed. "I can't, I don't know if it might mess with your breathing!" "You don't know unless you try. Do it."

2016-01-27 07:50:55

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You're the toddler! "..." She sighed. "I see no other alternative."

2016-01-27 07:52:44