Cherubplay

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"Girls are gross, that's why."

2016-01-13 09:24:46

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"I think it's a sign~"

2016-01-13 09:25:55

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"It's just that when I was human, most of my friends were female, so I find it odd that of the people I want to meet, only one is female, and even then, identifies as non-binary. What exactly are you hinting at?"

2016-01-13 09:28:58

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"That girls are gross."

2016-01-13 09:30:56

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"That you're like Cale."

2016-01-13 09:31:47

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"I resent that remark."

2016-01-13 09:33:06

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"How would that mean he's like Cale?"

2016-01-13 09:34:18

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"Anyone would, being compared to him. What, you can't tell?"

2016-01-13 09:34:38

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"I am 100% certifiably straight and conforming to the social norm, other than remaining a virgin through my 18th birthday."

2016-01-13 09:37:33

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"....yeah. That's totally against social norm."

2016-01-13 09:38:18

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"Is that sarcasm I sense~?"

2016-01-13 09:38:52

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"If it is sarcasm then my information is wrong, wouldn't be the first time, especially seeing as how I never really paid much attention to that stuff, and I am basing this off of what I've heard from like two people, plus random browsing of internet."

2016-01-13 09:47:49

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"What, did mommy and daddy not password protect websites too?"

2016-01-13 09:48:52

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"When do they ever."

2016-01-13 09:49:41

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"You realize that statement contradicts your earlier one of me being from the stone age, right? Although Heaven does have internet."

2016-01-13 09:53:18

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"...How?"

2016-01-13 09:53:51

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"They must have great service!"

2016-01-13 09:54:43

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"I'm not sure, I never questioned it, but all of the sites I used to visit are accessible here on earth, so there's that. And yes, I never had to deal with lag or buffering on my computer in Heaven."

2016-01-13 09:57:26

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"Well then God isn't watching the websites restrictions too well."

2016-01-13 09:58:41

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"I don't even wanna see Hell's browser history."

2016-01-13 09:59:23

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"I don't even know if there is a browser restriction in Heaven, I never tried to visit those sites."

2016-01-13 10:02:31

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"There's only one way to find out."

2016-01-13 10:02:42

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"Take his computer, see what it can do."

2016-01-13 10:03:14

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"That won't do you any good, the computer that I've used since getting here is one from Earth, not Heaven, and even if I did have that one, it would not be connected to Heaven's internet, I think."

2016-01-13 10:06:33

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"Then you'd have to make it connected."

2016-01-13 10:07:04