Cherubplay

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"I can't have kids at all."

2015-12-30 12:14:04

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"Well, you're human here."

2015-12-30 12:14:16

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"I don't think that's how it works here."

2015-12-30 12:14:41

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"Would the pregnancy last when you wake up is the question."

2015-12-30 12:15:30

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"Sex is required for that. Unless the internet lied to me."

2015-12-30 12:17:09

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"We had this conversation, the internet's a filthy liar."

2015-12-30 12:17:29

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"Then what the hell is it for?"

2015-12-30 12:18:07

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"Porn and gaming."

2015-12-30 12:18:52

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"Who the fuck has sex when they play video games?! I'm here to win, not to get ass!"

2015-12-30 12:19:50

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"What? I thought we were talking about the internet."

2015-12-30 12:20:17

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"That too!"

2015-12-30 12:20:35

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"Depends what games you play."

2015-12-30 12:20:52

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"Netflix and chill has now become Mario and fix your pipes."

2015-12-30 12:21:31

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"He /is/ a plumber."

2015-12-30 18:14:23

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"That's the job they start as in porn too."

2015-12-31 05:22:14

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"Do they get achievements?"

2015-12-31 09:16:36

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"Yeah it's called an orgasm."

2015-12-31 09:20:31

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"You know, every other time I make jokes like these you blush and change the subject."

2015-12-31 09:23:38

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"Because this doesn't involve me for once."

2015-12-31 09:27:08

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"Ahhh, I see, so I should make it about you instead."

2015-12-31 09:27:54

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"Don't you dare."

2015-12-31 09:30:08

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"Can I fix /your/............" I wound down. /Dammit/.

2015-12-31 09:32:27

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"Ha!" Joke ruined. She pulled away before she wound him up again.

2015-12-31 09:37:05

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"......plumbing. That isn't fair."

2015-12-31 09:37:42

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"Yes it is."

2015-12-31 09:39:46