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"Now try it for a week. I want to see Beckett cry."

2015-11-18 06:19:28

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"No. He'll kill me."

2015-11-18 06:20:43

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"Not if you put peanut butter on his nose ring. Swear to Buddha, it works. ....I never did get that chair, though."

2015-11-18 06:21:15

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"That's just mean. He's not a dog."

2015-11-18 06:21:57

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"No, but I think he kind of likes it."

2015-11-18 06:23:06

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"But the real question is will he let me near him now?"

2015-11-18 06:25:33

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"He has to sleep sometime. And obviously the memory thing can wear off, so he can't stay mad forever. Can Clarenz even be trusted to use a handsaw without hacking off his own hand? Hm..."

2015-11-18 06:26:18

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"Doubt he even knows how to use one. He's not that handy."

2015-11-18 06:26:49

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"I was promised a handmade chair. I'm disappointed. You need better child labor."

2015-11-18 06:27:12

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"I do. I need more children."

2015-11-18 06:28:32

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"Well, you're slowly amassing them. Soon you'll have to start keeping them out back shucking peas."

2015-11-18 06:29:14

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"Or in my basement."

2015-11-18 06:31:44

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"You have a basement?"

2015-11-18 06:32:00

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"No, but I'll make one."

2015-11-18 06:33:53

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"I'll help, so long as you have an extra shovel."

2015-11-18 06:34:16

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"I'm sure that be arranged."

2015-11-18 06:34:49

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"Good. I've heard they have some good ones at Walgreen's."

2015-11-18 06:35:15

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"Yeah, right in the murder section."

2015-11-18 06:36:54

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"Along with the butterfly knives and cheese wire."

2015-11-18 06:37:35

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"And the duct tape and rope."

2015-11-18 06:38:03

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"So /that's/ where I can find it."

2015-11-18 06:38:33

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If they were going to be here a while, they couldn't have chaperones for every time Seculus or Ivory wanted to go somewhere. Ren could only force Madison to be a chauffeur for so long. So they were teaching the two the basics of driving, sitting in the passenger seat of Lance's car with Ivory, and Seculus in the backseat. Madison stood nearby, uninvited, in case things went horribly awry or Ren felt like having them learn how to chase a moving target.

2015-11-18 06:47:33

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"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Ivory asked. "You have my xanax on you just in case, right?"

2015-11-18 06:49:43

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"Mhmm. It's okay, the parking lot's empty. You'll be fine."

2015-11-18 06:50:46

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She let out a breath. "Okay." She took her foot off the break and slowly started to drive, making sure to put AS LITTLE PRESSURE AS POSSIBLE on the gas, since Lance's car could go to 0 to 100 real quick.

2015-11-18 06:52:55